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Do you ever just, find something so cute and adorable that you punch yourself in the leg before you even process what you just did?
Cause I just did that.
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Me, holding the water spray bottle to my cat who keeps clawing the door at 6am: I won't hesitate, beech!
Me, 30 seconds later: ... I am memeing. At a cat... *Sigh* I'm too tired for this.
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I'm so boredddddd~!
Nighttime is amazing, I love it, but it's also so freaking boring when there's exactly one thing I want to do but can't until "reasonable" hours.
Heccccccc'
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'Mornings were off limits. She knew herself. Staying up late was much easier than waking up early.'
God I have never related to a sentence so much-
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If anyone has ever looked at me and thought "Yeah, this is a functional human being." Then they would be Mistaken.
I am a piece of gremlin shit who specializes in shenanigans and fuckery while attempting to masquerade as a Functional Human Being tm and failing miserably at it
#shitpost#chaotic little gremlin#functional human who?#Shenanigans and Fuckery#still getting used to tumblr tags#but enjoying the shitpost freedom
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Me: Ah yes, 4 am in the morning! Perfect time to read some fluffy little fics!
This one fic: Ah yes, perfect time for tears after the fluffy bait has been snagged!
#shitpost#reader problems#fanfiction reader problems#fanfic related#goddammit#i didn't sign up for this#i just wanted fluff!
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Is that a firework or a gunshot? Not sure!
Either way, it sounds festive! 🎆
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As my first post on Tumblr, this one singular action will set the tone for my time here, will set the path I shall walk upon, the places I go and people I meet, and therefore it must only be...
Fuck, I think I'm gay.
Let Chaos Reign, bitches!
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