luminous-in-obscurity
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Peregrine, agender/any pronouns, writer, Jewish, an actual adult
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Hot as in temperature or Hot as in spicy or Hot as in sexy or Hot as in popular or Hot as in stolen or Hot as in "a hot minute" or
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Can't wait for the new season of Dimension 20: On a Bus!
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Paul Disrobelino send post
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Love to see a community come together
I wonder if dropout's bandwidth provider understands what's coming right now
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I wonder if dropout's bandwidth provider understands what's coming right now
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Oh no, oh no, I just did some additional math and apparently I (most people) spend about 24 hours brushing my teeth every single year
I was just brushing my teeth, very tired, and thought "you can get through this, you've done it a thousand times" and then I did a little math and realized I've probably brushed my teeth about thirty thousand times
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I was just brushing my teeth, very tired, and thought "you can get through this, you've done it a thousand times" and then I did a little math and realized I've probably brushed my teeth about thirty thousand times
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Me, trying out a really good hammock for the first time: Oh.
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The stuffed animal or the bug?

May I please have... one... grotesque... bug...?
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New style of music composition caused by superstitious students using a disproportionate number of As and never any Fs
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I randomly tried stirring some sriracha in my oatly today and it was really good. Next time I might add a little salt too. I searched "sriracha milk" to see if others are doing this and only found April fools results, so I guess it's not popular yet. I think it should be. This is not a joke, this is a genuine recommendation.
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On the other hand, it makes my day every time I drive past "IP Value"
you've got to be fucking with me. this must be a parody
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Is this a pun about tails?
me, slyly trying to ask if someone is a furry: are you a friend of, um... sonic?
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"hello I'd like to make a depawsit"
He needs a cash withdrawal
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Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy in the 2010s remake
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The one on the left is voiced by Garry Shandling
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