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I hope Izuku never learns how to peel oranges 🧡

for @/miithers avian au!

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something else for fire lily

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Kedi (2016) dir. Ceyda Torun

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Im so ticked off by the "unhinged ao3 tags" filter on tiktok bc all of them are completely normal ao3 tags like "spitting :/" oh no spitting how strange anyway ive gathered a few of my favorite actually unhinged tags

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I miss Juno Steel’s voice.

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I was snacking and OUT OF NOWHERE my mind just goes “what if Rita found out she turned allergic to salmon-flavored dusty crunchies?!”

I kid you not, I GASPED out loud and stopped eating at the audacity of my thought. I find it funny that I genuinely gasped and found it flabbergasting to think that my lovely fictional character got allergies to her beloved snack material.

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confidence in love

The Magnus Archives MAG 183 • Welcome to Night Vale ep. 51 • The Penumbra Podcast 4.11

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Me trying to convert my IRL friends and failing is indication that i am lacking something as a human. pathetic. It feels so sad ranting to a friend and knowing that they just don’t GET IT. They don’t understand how Juno Steel’s voice makes me FEEL 

I need to find more Juno Steel appreciators my Juno Steel obsession is resurging

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My cat passing away and some other shit had me in a downward spiral for months recently, but Juno Steel April Fool’s day episode was the first time I have laughed outright in months. As ever, I am grateful that I found this insanely cool podcast on the wide and vast internet. Thank you penumbra! You guys are very good at making listeners feel the connection. 

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literally all of these r me. im wikipedia bf

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me seeing the title of juno steel and the infernal grind thinking “wouldn’t it be funny if they meant ‘grind’ like that” before realizing they did in fact mean ‘grind’ like that

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Honestly Vespa deserves so much respect as a doctor. Her patients are:

1. Buddy, who tried to hide the fact that she had a pacemaker for a year.

2. Jet, who is definitely the “walk it off type” when it come to injuries and who took Juno to a homeopathic brain surgeon.

3. Nureyev, who thinks that questions about his health history are an attempt to unearth his secret identity and who may not be fully human.

4. Juno, who is only sorta put off by his mysterious alien blood disease.

5. Rita, who eats her weight in questionable snack food every day.

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Chinese Satellite - Phoebe Bridgers / Disco Elysium / My My, Hey Hey - Neil Young / Cowboy Bebop x 26 / Neil Gaiman, The Graveyard Book / (unknown) / Andy Muschietti’s direction during the quarry scene in It: Chapter Two / DE / Chelsea Wolfe, from Hisspun; “Two Spirit” / Woodlands Dark and Days Bewitched: A history of Folk Horror (Kier-La Janisse, 2021) / Catherynne M. Valente, Deathless / DE / The Four Generations of Chang E - Zen Cho / DE / (x) / DE / James Baldwin, Giovanni’s Room / DE / W. Somerset Maugham, The Moon and Sixpence / Safia Elhillo, from Home Is Not a Country; “The Stranger” / Succession 03x07 / My Tears Ricochet - TayIor Swift / DE / Thomas Wolfe, You Can’t Go Home Again / DE / James Baldwin, Giovanni’s Room / Stalker (1979) / Slaughterhouse-Five, or the Children’s Crusade, Kurt Vonnegut / Cinema Paradiso (1988) / John Murillo, “Mercy, Mercy Me,” from Kontemporary Amerikan Poetry / Riches and Wonders - The Mountain Goats / Twin Peaks: The Missing Pieces / Warsan Shire, Home / Pathologic 2 / Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords / Warsan Shire, Home / Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me / Emily Jungmin Yoon, from “Related Matters” / Kentucky Route Zero / Lorde - Buzzcut Season / The Umbrella Academy Volume 1: Apocalype Suite, Gerard Way & Gabriel Bà / The Penumbra Podcast 02x09 / Black Sails 01x02 / Anne Carson, Men in the Off Hours; “Interview with Hara Tamiki (1950)” / DE / When the Sick Rule the World, ‘Phone Home’ by Dodie Bellamy / Night in the Woods / The End - Kings of Leon / Hermann Hesse, Demian: The Story of Emil Sinclair’s Youth

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gotta admit, I'm impressed with their dedication to the bit

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imagine being the first ancient person to realize that the ocean and their tears taste the same. imagine realizing that your sorrow and the waves share a taste. i wouldve gone crazy

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me logging in on tumblr after months THE MOMENT I finished the latest Juno Steel episode cause i wanted to take part in the collective breakdown of the fandom. Peter why must you do this.ToT It’s giving me “booty popped” flashbacks.