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I do need to be euthanized though. But you should all be super nicely about it and gather round me like it’s normal. And then have a party after I die with pizza and balloons
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MICHAEL WHAT DID I JUST HEAR ABOUT GHOSTS AND SEXUAL ACTS
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to me … you are everythingburger
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I wish Lunaire was a real rat and I could pet him and pick him up and stare into his red red eyes and he could bite me but he never would and I could hold him and
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Oh no, now two monkeys are hitting me with sticks
"Monkey hits you with a stick" the oldest trick in the book...
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Dies (from the stick Monkey Michael hit me with)
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americans. imagine a burger. all of you at once. with your combined forces you can imagine a burger tulpa and i can have lunch
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Poop poop poop I love poopy #swagfagmaster420 yay yayayyay 696981
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