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me in argyle st greggs for my weekly steak bake

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wait u have a gf? how the fuck did you pull

I have many qualities

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guys, wear smaller shorts please. hoochie daddy summer. hot boy summer. show leg and thigh and calf pls. do this one thing. for me. ill be so normal about it. thanks.

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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

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I'm cat coded in the way that I demand attention but any attention is overwhelming which causes me to lash out but then I get sad because you stopped petting me. You've also seen my butthole.

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In 2025 Papa John is publicly executed by the peoples revolutionary guard but instead of a guillotine they use a giant pizza cutter

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In my experience if youre an atheist there will be many, many times in life when you are faced with the dilemma that is "i really like this person, but their religion is so woven into the fabric of who they are that I can not voice my own beliefs around them without them taking it personally and, in a lot of cases, morally." When you are faced with this dilemma, you can either shut up and never voice your own beliefs while they continue to voice theirs unimpeded, or you can risk them seeing you as a bitch.

And im telling you right now from personal experience to always choose being a bitch. No matter how much you like someone, if they can voice their beliefs freely but your own have to be locked up tight while they begrudgingly tolerate them, that's an unhealthy dynamic that is going to boil up and explode one day. And im also telling you from experience that when that explosion happens, the religious person is the one whose side everybody takes, because as an atheist you are seen as inherently aggressive and bigoted towards religious and spiritual people even and especially in "progressive" spaces.

This is not limited to religion either, this also includes if your witchy friend is allowed to talk all day about your star chart and how it determines your personality but you saying "I dont believe in spirits or astrology or spells" sends them into a death spiral

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Feeling stupid and gay but mostly stupid

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a single andes chocolate mint from the olive garden can fully nourish an adult human for up to 96 hours

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the thing is you are going to get older and you are going to die. you don't have unlimited time on earth. you have to spend all your time on your phone now

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I just don't think that there's this big majority of happy "neurotypicals" who aren't at all bothered by working a crappy full-time job just to barely afford a room in a shitty apartment in a world that gets scarier by the day and doesn't leave much time OR money for either connection, rest, self care or hobbies. Like I think that's a myth we are being sold to shame us into acting like we're fine too actually for as long as we possibly can

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they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

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they have to say it's prostate cancer because otherwise if you come out of the hospital with a huge bandage over your ass people think it's a bbl. but he actually got a bbl