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Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral

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tim: happy anniversary

jason (panicking a little): what?

tim: it’s your death day

jason: oh

jason:

jason: the fuck do you mean Happy—

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i think it’s really amazing how total strangers who have nothing in common but their shared love of a work of fiction will come together across distances and dedicate their time and energy working collaboratively to build an extensive, richly detailed fanon that completely fucking sucks

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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Happy not birthday!

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hm. i feel terrified of everything. surely large ice coffee will ease this terror. surely

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witnessing young girls trying to mature too fast knowing i cant save them all

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observe.

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I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor

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jason todd musings

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Jason: Damian freaks me out sometimes. He's a damn vampire. Dick: What, how? Jason: He just pops out of nowhere. Seriously, put a bell on him. Dick: He's not a pet, Jason. Jason: It's creepier at night and- Damian, suddenly appearing: What are you both talking about? Jason, jumps back: Jesus christ! Holy fucking shit- Dick: Calm down. Jason: That didn't scare you?! Dick: No, I'm used to him mysteriously appearing. I'd be scared if I don't see him doing that.

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

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