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Azriel with stubble, drinking coffee in the morning, yawning and stretching his wings:

A concept by me

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If you become a vampire do you automatically become a very sharp dresser or is that a skill that you develop over time. are there novice vampires meandering around in aeropostale shirts and khaki pants

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Alcohol tastes better when you’re underage because the secret ingredient is crime.

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Enemies to “ugh I can’t believe I’m saving your life” to “ugh we have to work together or the world ends but it’s not like I like you or anything” to “oh we actually connect pretty well but that doesn’t mean anything” to “I would die for you but don’t read too much into it” to “I’ll kill anyone who lays a finger on you” to Lovers.

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not to be nsfw but the thought of someone smiling against my lips as we kiss? really makes a bitch’s heart flutter

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“His full name is Matthew Gabriel Philippe Bertrand Sébastien de Clermont. He was also a very good Sébastien, and a passable Gabriel. He hates Bertrand and will not answer to Philippe.”

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Ysabeau de Clermont, A Discovery of Witches, All Souls Trilogy by Deborah Harkness

Vampire naming in the All Souls Trilogy universe - five first names, many lives.

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No

one

eats like Gaston 

Mini wheats like Gaston

No one says “this bitch empty” and y e e t s like Gaston 

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literally every barbie movie : And she was a Princess

me: oh my god she was a Princess

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To All the Illyrians I’ve Loved Before

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is this what growing up is like

me at 14: wow, protagonists in media my age! how relateable!

me at 28: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHILD SOLDIERS? WHERE ARE ALL THE ADULTS? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN AND WHY ARE THEY NOT BEING PROSECUTED BY LAW WITHIN THESE FICTIONAL UNIVERSES

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What she says: I’m fine

What she means: In Howl’s Moving Castle Sophie goes back in time and witnesses Howl making his original deal with Calcifer thus discovering the way to break Howl’s curse and before she leaves she tells Howl to find her in the future and if you recall to the beginning of the movie Howl saves Sophie from some highly questionable and rapey soldiers and tells her “there you are sweetheart, sorry I’m late, I’ve been looking everywhere for you” because he took what she told him as a child to heart and has been looking for her ever since and if that’s not the tightest shit ever I don’t know what is

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*main character becomes a villain* oh my GOD… oh MY GOd do that again

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“The fact is, you don’t love me and you haven’t destroyed me. You don’t have what it takes to do that.”

— Jeannette Walls, Half Broke Horses

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elledashwood | taylorfernemorris

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Girls finding guys who wear glasses sexy is just spitting in the face of natural selection