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sometimes I rewatch ““Big Wolf on Campus”

And I think to myself ““my life would be slightly better with a gay reboot of this show

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What would you say is the hottest pic of you you’ve ever taken? Can we see it?

It's definitely the one I posted the other day, I don't do hot. Cute, and awkward, yes but never hot so that was a one off

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MAY 5TH

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Would you be willing to show off your tats? (Also, totally agree re the new profile pic - hot as!!)

My tats aren't exactly hidden, so they get shown off most of the time

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Men love me for my cadaver swag. The way my skin is cold like a corpse, my off-putting demeanor, and the way I stand in the threshold of the still-living and the dead.

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I don't think I'll take a hotter photo than this

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Do you have any piercings or tattoos?

I have many piercings and tattoos

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Patrick: Are you accusing me of medical negligence? Me, through a mouthful of oreos: WELL I SURE AM, YOU PRICK

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Matt Lang: shows are expensive the fairy queen could just be Kim in a dress sorry

Everyone, whipping out their credit cards immediately: BIBLICALLY ACCURATE CRICKET GOD BIBLICALLY ACCURATE CRICKET GOD

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My toxic trait is that I judge people by their top three Shakespeare plays - just like folks who are into the horoscope judge you based on your sun, moon and rising signs.

Btw mine are Macbeth, Richard II and The Tempest

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Some polling station worker got to deliver the dunk of a lifetime today.

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dont you hate it when money goes away when you spend it

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RB if you think CD drives in computers are not obsolete, but in fact still necessary, despite being artificially phased out

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Your new profile pic is so hot! 🥵🥵

Thanks ☺️

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do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever

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they need to stop making big world-changing canon updates to doctor who and get back to the core of the show. for example making monsters from bubble wrap