just call me lurker (aka WeeBeastie on AO3) // he/they // trans // queer
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all I'm saying is if I was a house cat I wouldn't be having these issues
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Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.
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"should we tell authors on ao3 when we have discord conversations about their fics" i don't speak for everyone here but if y'all ever find a group chat discussing my fics you can should must and WILL send me screenshots of the whole damn thing. inflate my ego. gimme
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i am unfortunately a sucker for “kissing practice” that escalates to making out with a little too much interest. and escalates. and escalates.
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*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*
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"you are annoying about x & y" okay. this is the being annoying website.
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ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces
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really wishing I could draw so I could make my 35yo cis man metalhead OC wear a shirt that says “I wish these were brains”
(it would have the sleeves ripped out because he doesn’t believe in sleeves)
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Curious about people's reading preferences, reblogs for sample size are very appreciated ❤️
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finding an error in someone else's fic: awe. we are all human - this is totally understandable and doesn't bother me whatsoever. it is almost endearing to know that others are not perfect, and in their excitement to share, they made a small mistake.
finding an error in your own fic: a merciful death is too kind for me. i deserve to be burnt on a pyre or publicly executed at dawn
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