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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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This is exactly why I CAN be trusted with shape shifting powers. Bear time!!

I don't think I could be trusted with shapeshifting powers bc I would just turn into a bear and attack things with my claws at any minor inconvenience. it would be my go-to solution for everything

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It's important to drink a lot of fluids when you're sick so that your body has the raw materials to generate gallons of snot.

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Uhm yeah so this is my brain!! Over there we have Blorbo from my Media, and ummm here weve got Unfinished Projects . You may find some Thoughts over there maybe . Oh and these here are my issues!! #myissues

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she took the pey wet in the divorce

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Summer goals

unrestrained summer fun

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tired: trading gauthier for drysdale sets back the flyers' rebuild because they need elite scoring talent

wired: trading gauthier for drysdale makes no inherent difference to the rebuild timeline because the flyers needed a good rightshot defenceman too

inspired: trading gauthier for drysdale speeds up the rebuild timeline because when trevor zegras forces his way to philly in two years it will not only bring elite scoring talent to the team but also finally stitch up the cosmic wound ripped in reality by the 2011 richards-carter trade, allowing the flyers to at last win another stanley cup

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a soft reminder that you are not at all difficult to love.

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new rare pair rempe x xhekaj? I saw their fight on my feed and I was like ship? ship!

I simply do not vibe with Rempe at all, I'm afraid. And, due to my advanced age and decrepitude, both players are a little young for me to turn my RPF vision upon them

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we share a warriors bond (we were both in the same fandom at the same time and now neither of us are in that fandom anymore but we’re still beloved mutuals)

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if you see this , tell me what your favorite flower is

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“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.

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Do you think Naomi Novik ever looks at AO3

sees some incest mpreg

and whispers to herself “I never wanted this.”

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"WHY ARE YOU SHIPPING A VAMPIRE WITH THEIR VICTIM 🤮🤮" is. is that not the point of vampires.