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Have you ever noticed that when someone gives you food out of no where, the 1st thing you say is "what did you do to it?". http://bit.ly/N568gI
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Student: "I really need an A+ on the test. I'll do anything!" Teacher: "Really, anything? Okay, will you... study?". http://bit.ly/QK057X
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Everybody has that 1 friend that: 1) Turns everything dirty. 2) Eats like a pig and gains no weight. 3) Swears a lot. 4) Has a funny laugh.. http://bit.ly/OluerC
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I hate it when my body is like, "time to sneeze!" and then its all, "LOL, kidding!". http://bit.ly/OKf9MN
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Good Morning Stateside Tweeps!:D ( @Murf_A51 ) http://bit.ly/MKWELZ
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Oh, you got me a gift card as a present? How personal and touching, you know me so well.. http://bit.ly/O0Lno7
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Bitch please, your vag!na has more users than Facebook.. http://bit.ly/QaYRxN
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"What comes after the letter P?" Normal People: "Q" Me: "Wait, A, B, C, D, E, F, G.... http://bit.ly/MK6Z8U
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I’ve got a time machine. I get in and it takes me seven hours into the future. I call it… bed.. http://bit.ly/N4GSr1
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Every time I see a yellow light I say to myself “challenge accepted.”. http://bit.ly/N4DEDW
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Dear iphone this is why people hate you and like it. sincerely galaxy s III : http://t.co/F7CDM67i - sp. http://bit.ly/NWTGEl
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That awkward moment when you accidentally make eye contact with someone multiple times.. http://bit.ly/LQpGFL
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MY GRADUATION SPEECH: "I hate all you f^ckers, I'm out.". http://bit.ly/MKhLOq
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Morning Tweeps In The UK! It's July 26, 2012 at 07:30AM http://bit.ly/Q95W1Z
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Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper. Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTIN' PAPERRR!. http://bit.ly/ObOFsA
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I don't have EX's. I have Y's. Like "Y the hell did I date you?. http://bit.ly/OImb4I
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I love you for who you were, who you are and who you always will be.. http://bit.ly/Okv1sX
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