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Welcome to danmei! We have:

- Guy who’s in love with his pet fish

- Guy whose boyfriend has been dead for 16 years

- Guy whose boyfriend nearly committed genocide

- Guy whose boyfriend actually committed genocide

- Luo Binghe

- Guy who accidentally fell in love with the dude he intended to manipulate into villainy & evil

- And more!

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We need context. Now!

THEYRE UNDRESSING THEIR YUUS WHAT

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if i tell you my response to the "ao3 got scraped for genai again" thing is to write a story about how jd vance killed the pope because he was in heat and the pope wouldn't knot him and it's 1036 words, how many of you would call my mother to have her check on me?

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Didn't know that post was a thing but oh boy am I glad I caught it on time!

I have been waiting all year to post this.

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Okay the casting for that AU is on top! I love Kalim as Apollo!

Poor Lilia look so done though. He’s like : Kalim, please. Priorities!

You all know I'm a fan of catchy songs

Just the sunny boy for a sunny god!

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You know, the Trojan war, THAT YOU FUCKING STARTED?! OVER A GODDAM APPLE TOO!

Damn it’s good to finally let this one too. I mean its totally in character for Aphrodite to not give two shit about the fact that she was a major part as to why Ody wasn’t home for twenty year. However that doesn’t mean it’s not infuriating as hell.

Can’t believe the first piece of fan art I see sort of addressing it is a twst crossover.

Cater is looking fine! Damn!

Your little high and mighty Leona

Claims to love his mother, but let her die of a broken heart

Magicam Goddess ✨

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Me : "No Romance Included" Oh yeah? And who's going to stop me?!

My Roommate :

Me : Oh, right. Yeah that would do it. Proceed.

I came up with Deuce in Riku's outfit and then just kept going. These are kinda old now, all the way back in 2023. But once in a while I stumble upon them in my files again and they make me smile again :) I felt like sharing them so here ya go! [No Romance Included]

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Pure Vanilla great plan (aka stupid convo idea my brain comes up with at 2 in the morning)

PV : You know I’ve lied before right?

SM : Uh?!

PV : I may carry the Light of Truth but that doesn’t mean I myself am always truthful. Even before you showed up.

SM : Oh please! What, you said you liked something you didn’t to spare someone else’s feelings? You’re going to have to do better than that.

PV : I hid the fact that White Lily was the Dark Enchantress.

SM : Did you hide it or did you not mention it because you forgot who you were?

PV : Obviously a little of that too, but I could have kept the charade going for a little longer.

SM : … Say whaaaaat?

PV : I thought if she could be stopped or saved before cookies learned the truth it would salvage her reputation and make her reinsertion into cookie society easier. If no one knew that WL and DE were one and the same then WL wouldn’t have to face the actions of DE. Does that makes sense?

SM : … VANILLY WHAT THE FUCK?!

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My cat plotting Shadow Milk’s end.

No seriously she attacked my computer twice while I was checking animatics of him on tumblr today. Didn’t know she was hater but I love that for her!

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So last Sunday we celebrated my roommates 29th birthday and I gave him the first volume of the Apothecary Dairies LN. He hasn't watched the anime or read the manga at all so he was only vaguely aware of what's it's about. He started reading it today and fifty pages in he comes to me and :

Roommate (From my bedroom door) : Is it supposed to be an enemy to lovers relationship?

Me : Yes. :D

Roommate (As he leaves) :

Me (Shouting after him) : Don't worry it's a slowburn! >:D

Roommate (shouting back) :

So yeah, I'd say he's enjoying the books! Can't wait for him to reach book 6 and realize they've barely made progress!

hey say something nice to me

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Doomed yaoi this, doomed Yuri that

take some doomed siblings, that shit hits different

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Needless to say I don't want anything monetary near FIBIB and my other fanfiction (besides the ones for TWST Palestine). My work isn't professional and shouldn't be treated as such. Don't do it, like seriously. It's the literal definition of poking the bear, and if that bears starts to come down on us we'll most likely won't win.

A super important reminder for those who enjoy fanfic and want to see it continue to exist. Don't do this shit. It's selfish and threatens our hobby.

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Is this how I find out about the theory/headcannon that Queen is Franky's dad? Apparently so!

Also freaking apologise already old man!

Egghead from Stella's POV is very funny.

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Seriously why are people getting so pissy over the concept of wanting to have our safe space in the internet to just breathe a little? No I'm not here for the discourse, I'm here because the world is scary and I'm looking for my tiny bit of happiness to help me through my irl worries. That doesn't mean I don't care about what's going on out there or that I'm unwilling ro consider different opinions than my own. But not wanting to do it all the freaking time and wanting to enjoy myself without being aggravated or aggravating anyone else isn't a big deal! It's healthy even! Besides internet arguments against strangers aren't exactly known to yield constructive result. I'd rather save my energy arguing with people I actually know thank you very much.

I already stress out at the slightest thing, I don't need discourse on my page on top of it!

never mind

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Every time someone mentions how crazy the jobs of a considerable amount of furries are I get reminded of the picture that my furry roommate sent me that one time :

i love this shit i need more examples

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three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style