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Dylan Sprouse really just went to someone’s island to sell his turnips??!?





This is so wholesome, he seems so nice!
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I'm trying to imagine what ACAB stands for & all I can think of is "All cises are bitches"
Y’all have heard of ACAB, now get ready for ALAB.
All Landlords Are Bastards.
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We're doomed
the apocalypses this year
January:
February:
march:
April:
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it really is funny tho how u dont see tumblr "influencers" like can u imagine someone rolling up to a 5 star restaurant and expecting a table without a reservation and a free meal cause they made a post that said "I Are Gay" ? like i would riot
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Why are Bluetooth antennae never plug & play? It's always like
1. Plug
2. Try restarting it?
3. This is literally the only device we don't have drivers for
4. Good luck
5. Manufacturer's website: someone bought the company; go to them
6. Other website: someone bought us, go to them
7. Other other website: someone else takes care of our drivers
8. Driver website: someone bought us, go to them
9. Other driver site: what's web design? Good luck
10. What the fuck is a cabinet file
11. Reconnect everything
12. Restart it
13. Play
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why is bruno mars so weird about some girl opening her eyes while shes kissing him
ive been meaning to ask this question since 2010
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It’s feminist for me to fantasize about a beefy country boy to lift things for me and introduce me to his goats, because it turns me on and is therefore empowering!!! Fuck you!!!!!!!
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Don't shop at GameStop…ever
They don't deserve to exist
Don’t shop at Game Stop during April… They’re supporting Autism $peaks.
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good thing about the hurricane though is its making all of those fun facebook hurricane event groups
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