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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy
#those were the days werent they?#when the worst thing about nerds was their inability to let go of reference humor#sigh#also i say nerds like this wasnt me exactly lol
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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.
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stand_down.mp4
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Smoke the fattest joint full of whatever you can find and then put on "nonagon infinity" in a loop until you get it
if im going to strt listening to King Gizzard, what should I start with first? I am a music enjoyer, but I’ve never given them a listen for some reason. it seems like theres a lot goin on there
mmmm babeyyyyyyyyyy U should listen tooo uhhh lets just pick a random one out of thin air ohhh yes ICE DEATH PLANETS LUNGS MAGMA DEATH FIRE FLAMES it rullesssssss its like the most Gizz album past their classic era (2014-2017) i think. it has sooo many great moment its amazing. ice v, magma, iron lung, gliese, soo much good stuff going on. you gotta hear it. go for it. be merry be so so enrapt with the excitement of an australian weedband
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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar
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& this is probably my favorite public statement ever released by any notable figure ever
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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object
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Positive affirmations:
I deserve a halberd
I should be given a halberd
People want me to have a halberd
I can be trusted to own a halberd
I will be given a halberd one day
People will think my halberd is incredibly hot
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(no children, the mountain goats/US politics)
#certified mountain goats posting#god its be funnier if they werent in charge#but less funny in other ways
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Presenting King Hubert, the saddest guy I've ever made~💖
I saw this c. 1616 wine cup that has a tiny engraving of 3 lions with sad old man faces wearing crowns. They bewitched me so thoroughly I had to make one I can hold in my hands
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MONDAY.
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR NORMAL ANSWERS BELOW.
#art#some kind of mood#its god btw#i am perfect and blameless and the most beautiful sacrificial lamb#and my coat is so soft and clean
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AS ALWAYS, THANKS FOR BEING NORMAL IN THE COMMENTS
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