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TIFU by getting hit by a car over labubus that i was trying to get for the girl i like.

a broken arm is temporary. labubus (and winning your affection) are forever.

pairing :: lee donghyuck x reader genre :: comedy, fluff ⋮ friends to lovers au word count :: 4,751 words warnings :: haechan gets hit by a car but it's not graphic playlist :: the cutest pair (regina song) ⋆ buy me presents (sabrina carpenter) ⋆ buzz (niki) ⋆ soft spot (keshi) ⋆ everything i want (beabadoobee) author’s note :: happy new year, honey bees !!! here's another f2l fic, like is anyone surprised at this point? happy 4 year friendversary (plus 4 days) to moon and me, it'll be 5 years on april fool's with lana, and luvdsc officially turns 6 on the 8th !! ily all sm and thank you so so much for all the support and love these past 6 years, honey bees ᥫ᭡ ↳ part of a nonsense christmas: reddit edition collaboration series.

i. if you were a wise man, (you wouldn’t put your life on the line for bug eyed dolls)

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u/ifyouseekamy-yn3435 • 1d

TIFU by getting hit by a car over labubus that I was trying to get for the girl I like

I (24M) was trying to rush to be first in line at the Popmart grand opening and arrived at 11 PM the night before. The girl I like is really into Labubu and Dimoo, and the new store will be fully stocked, first come first serve. I got in line and was fifth in waiting to get into the store. But before that, I had to sit in my car until midnight when people started lining up outside the mall entrance. It got too rowdy though, so the security guard yelled for everyone to go back to the parking structure. Obviously, people slowly inched their way back to the entrance again after pretending to leave, so I made sure to nab a spot by hiding in the bushes closest to the mall doors. Finally at 8 AM, they let us inside and I sprinted into the mall past almost everyone else. I secured the goods (have a seat set, exciting macaron set, wings of fortune, happy halloween party, fall in wild, flip with me) and happily made it out. This was going to be the best Christmas present for the girl I like, and therefore increase my chances of her saying yes to a date. But there was someone driving at way more than 15mph in the mall parking lot and with no care for stop signs and pedestrian walkways. So they ran over a few orange cones before coming to a stop after hitting the biggest speed bump aka me. Now I’m left with a broken arm, a couple bruised ribs, and hopped up on pain meds in the hospital on Christmas day with nothing else to do except post on reddit

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farts-and-minecrafts205 • 16h did you secure the goods tho ??? are they ok ??

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ifyouseekamy-yn3435 • 13h Yes right when I saw the car coming, I made sure to lovingly cradle the labubus in my arms. I didn’t let them hit the ground even after I was in the fetal position in the middle of the parking lot and my ribs acted like their airbags ➥ Reply ⥣ 1.7k ⥥

smoothkriminal423 • 12h thank god the resale prices would go down if they got scratched

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ifyouseekamy-yn3435  • 3h gtfo of here fake ass mj stan ➥ Reply ⥣ 452 ⥥

T1NF01LH4T323 • 1h when you got hit, did you go hee hee or goofy’s chuckle ➥ Reply ⥣ 1.1k ⥥

0rgasm-d0n0r813  • 9h can I have the labubus she doesn’t want

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pissrevolver1122 • 3h reselling labubus here!!! pm for prices 

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ii. baby you would drop, every other ho ho ho, and put me on top

Lee Donghyuck is down bad.

Actually, let’s circle back to that. He is utterly, horrifically, astronomically down bad. There is no other way to describe the situation unfolding in front of him right now because why is he letting you sit at his desk in front of his prestige, top of the art gaming set up, complete with the comfiest gaming chair, matching keyboard with rainbow lighting and teddy bear keycaps, and a personally customized Acer Predator Orion 7000 PC with a miniature arcane Jinx figurine inside it?

Meanwhile, he is seated on the edge of his bed, precariously balancing your MacBook covered in Sailor Moon and Nanami stickers on his knees and fighting for his life as he dodges attacks from Samira and Leona, quickly putting up a shield on his Lulu. Sure, it was stupid to play as Lulu when he’s in the dragon lane, but in his defense, he wanted to try a new AP setup and thought Mark would be a better support than this, what with the obscene amount of money he spent on all those Seraphine skins. If Mark had spent even half the amount of hours as the amount of dollars he blew on those skins, he would be doing better than 0:3:0 within the first five minutes of the game.

“Mark, dude, are you trying to lose on purpose or have you always been naturally gifted at sucking ass?” Donghyuck grits out between his teeth, his fingers moving across the keyboard at top speed, not even sure if his friend can hear him through his wired Apple earphones since he has so graciously let you borrow his top tier headphones, too (Maybe it’s for the better though. He has a permanent dent in his hair on the top of his head because of them).

You don’t even need the headphones. He has turned off the voice chat option for you because you didn’t need to be hearing the absolute scum that comes from the average league player anyway (Not that you would. Mark has been getting the brunt of it from the rest of the team, himself included). But he wanted to give you the full gamer experience, and you look so cute, perched at his desk and attentively scanning the map, his headphones resting on your head so nicely.

All he gets is radio silence from Mark before he sees K/DA Seraphine inching away towards the middle lane. “Are you kidding me? Y/N, can you move to my lane? Mark is too butt hurt to continue dying in the bot lane, I guess.”

“Yes, do I just follow you around?” you ask, carefully guiding your Ahri towards Haechan’s Lulu, careful to check the upper left map view to make sure no one from the enemy team is lurking around you. You stop briefly to admire her animations, her red nine tails swirling around her, making her look ethereal. “This skin is so pretty, thanks for getting it for me, Hyuck.”

“Oh, sure, anytime,” Donghyuck says as casually as possible, completely ignoring the fact that his wallet is now five hundred dollars lighter, all thanks to one Signature Immortalized Legend skin for Ahri. Even he doesn’t have that skin. But what else was he supposed to do? Not buy it for you after you mentioned liking it after he set up League of Legends on your laptop for you to try a few hours ago (nevermind the fact that he’s the one playing on your MacBook now instead)? You chose Ahri because you wanted to play a pretty champ, and of course, he was going to make sure you get the prettiest skin to go with her.

“Oh my god, did you see that?” you gasp excitedly after you hit E and the orbs from Ahri’s second skill swirl and hit Leona, effectively stealing Donghyuck’s kill. “I got her!”

“Yes, you did, congrats, that’s amazing,” Donghyuck struggles to maintain a happy tone, schooling his expression into a peaceful one with much concentration, but it’s alright. It’s perfectly fine. He’s fine. It’s not like he needed an eighth kill to get the legendary title. He can just go for Samira instead. “Can you aim at Samira and hit W please?”

You carefully follow his instructions, and Ahri’s charm move hits Samira perfectly with the heart, pulling the enemy towards your Ahri and Haechan’s Lulu. With a victorious cry, he takes out the enemy and secures the legendary title.

“You’re doing really well,” he compliments you, and your cheeks grow warm as you click at the screen, pretending to focus even more on taking down the opponent’s turret as you answer sheepishly. “Thank you, it’s really fun.”

“Maybe you can play support next time instead of Mark,” he muses, a satisfactory grin appearing on his face when the two of you finally take down the first turret of the game. “That bastard just stands around and looks pretty. He practically feeds the other team.”

He can hear faint cursing in his headphones from the bastard in question, but he ignores it, opting to focus on the sound of your giggling that makes his heart skip a beat and his cheeks take on a rosy hue.

“Mm, you really think so, Hyuck? I think it’s just all beginner’s luck right now,” you laugh softly, maneuvering Ahri around and following his champ towards the mid lane. “Plus, you’re hard carrying us.”

Your borrowed laptop almost slips off of his lap as your words register in his mind, the soft lilt in your voice making his stomach do cartwheels and somersaults that would even impress Simone Biles. Donghyuck very nearly lets out a high pitched giggle before he remembers to get a goddamn grip on himself and hastily clears his throat. “Nah, I think the jungle is doing really well, too. And you’re keeping up with us.”

“Yeah?” Your eyes light up, and he swears they’re even prettier and sparkle more than the one house that goes out all on the Christmas light decorations at the end of the street. “Maybe we can play together more then.”

He swallows hard, eyes zeroing on the screen in front of him so he wouldn’t seem as eager as he really is secretly. “Sure, that sounds great.”

“Great, it’s a date,” you say lightly, and Donghyuck immediately stops breathing and promptly drops the laptop onto the carpeted floor, his Lulu getting instantly KOed in the game while Mark swears loudly in his earphones.

ii. spend your cookie dough, dough, dough, spend it on my heart

It’s times like these that Donghyuck really has to sit and think hard about what the actual fuck he is doing with his life. It’s not like he has anything else to do anyway. He’s sitting in the nearly empty mall parking lot at 11 PM, preparing to camp out in front of the entrance just to make sure he’d be one of the first people to enter Popmart and buy all those Labubus you’ve mentioned that you’ve been wanting.

He’s tried for months now, obsessively refreshing the Popmart app on his phone and iPad in addition to refreshing the website on his computer at 10 PM sharp on Thursdays in hopes of snagging just one of them for you. He’s even made a whole account, added his credit card in for fast payments, and watched those stupid 24/7 TikTok lives from the Popmart accounts just in case they release any on there as well. All he ended up with was no Labubus and two hundred thirty dollars short because he discovered that they had a K/DA figurine collaboration and obviously, he immediately bought the whole set. 

But his prayers were answered in a convoluted way because news dropped that a new Popmart was opening nearby on December 24th, which meant it would be fully stocked with all the Labubus you want, and he’d be damned if he let this opportunity pass. It was both a curse and a blessing. What kind of corporate devil chooses their grand opening to be on Christmas Eve? So that leads to his current predicament: sitting in his car, about to brave the cold for the next 10 hours outside for some dumb dolls and fighting through the last minute Christmas shoppers during the hours after that.

Donghyuck puts on a couple more extra layers, including a giant Canada Goose jacket for good measure, and stuffs his pockets with an external battery charger, some power bars, and a water bottle. Finally, he makes peace with the fact that this is what his life has come down to, that he really is this down bad for you, and he gets out of his car, shuffling over to the entrance and standing in line with all the other men who are probably there to get Labubus for their girlfriends and wives. They all give each other the nod in solidarity, and so begins the wait.

He sits with his back against the wall, huddled up in his puffer jacket and pulling out his phone to play Wild Rift to pass the time. If one game averages between 15 - 30 minutes, then he only needs to play 20 - 40 games. That’s not so bad, he reasons with himself, tapping the screen idly while he waits for the matchmaking to complete. He can do this.

By 5 AM, there’s a large crowd of people waiting, the noise level going up and some shoving going on. He quickly steels himself and stays firmly planted in his spot. He will be getting those damn dolls, no matter what. When the security guard comes out to break up the rowdy crowd, he quickly slips behind the nearby bushes lining the mall, taking advantage of the commotion. Once again, he settles down in the dirt, hunched over and playing his game, dignity lost but his place in line still in sight. Donghyuck really hopes no one he knows sees him here.

At 8 AM, one of the Popmart store managers takes pity on the growing crowd (who returned less than an hour later after the security guard got tired of monitoring them) and opens the mall doors. He quickly pops out of the bushes, no doubt scaring a couple people but he couldn’t care less at this point, and sprints into the mall, beelining it to the figurine store and securing his spot as fifth in line. He hastily brushes off the dirt clinging to the seat of his pants and any twigs in his hair before waiting impatiently.

Finally, by 9 AM, Donghyuck has secured the goods at last, clutching onto four large bags filled with two full sets of Labubu blind boxes, two of the larger dolls, and three special plush keychains (he ignores the email notification from his bank asking if he had made this purchase). Strutting with his head held high, he would do a hair flip if his hands weren’t so occupied with carrying out half the store’s supply of Labubus. He proudly walks through the mall with his long coveted purchases, feeling even more triumphant than when he reached grandmaster in League and ranked in the top 200 for Master Yi.

Unfortunately, Lady Luck always gets to have the last laugh because Donghyuck barely makes it out the door before he finds himself lying flat across the crosswalk pavement. A loud yelp escapes from his lips as he instinctively grips onto his shopping bags, curling around them protectively as pain shoots up around his ribcage and forearm. He wants to laugh or cry or maybe do both simultaneously.

This has to be a joke. All that work, all that humiliation, just to be bested by someone’s god awful, hideous Cybertruck. He’s about to become the modern day Scrooge because all the ghosts must have come together to put up an even bigger middle finger salute to him since he just had to get hit with that fugly monstrosity to top it all off.

God damn it all, where the fuck was Edward Cullen when Donghyuck needed him the most?

The universe really didn’t want him to get those ugly dolls. He should have taken the L in defeat and read all the foreshadowing signs when he couldn’t get them every time he tried before that because now the universe is out of balance, and he had to pay for it. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction after all. Man plans, god laughs.

Jokes on the big man upstairs though because his Labubus are all still nestled safely in his arms in (hopefully) pristine condition, and they’d have to be pried from his cold, dead hands (which honestly, might be soon). Is this how Emily felt in “Devil Wears Prada” when she got hit by a taxi and all those Hermes scarves went flying (correction: floating) around her? He glances down just to see the fall in wild Labubu pendant smirking back at him mockingly, still in its perfect packaging and in his shaking clutches. He desperately wants to punch its smug little face, but his arm is unfortunately twisted in an unnatural position at the moment.

Donghyuck is knocked out of his stupor when he hears the sounds of the driver quickly clambering out from their seat, hurrying towards him and kneeling down, asking if he’s okay. Someone else is asking him if he wants them to call someone, and he faintly registers the excruciating pain in his ribs and the way he landed on his arm. Clenching his teeth, he closes his eyes before managing to croak out feebly:

“Are all the Labubus okay?”

iii. if you’re not gonna race here from the north pole to beverly hills the hospital, just to keep my stocking filled

When you wake up extremely late past noon on Christmas morning, you definitely do not expect the huge flurry of texts and missed calls on your phone. And more importantly, you most definitely do not expect to find out that Donghyuck is in the hospital. With your heart dropping to your stomach, you hastily get dressed and  grab your keys, entering the hospital address Renjun texted you into your Apple Maps as you rush to your car.

Making a quick detour to the bakery he likes, you get a couple slices of Mont Blanc for him before continuing on the route to the hospital. You haphazardly park your car before hurriedly speed walking through the automatic entrance doors, clutching tightly onto the box of baked goods as you get into the elevator and finally reach his room.

“Hyuck?” you say tentatively, knocking on the door and peering inside, relief filling you instantly when you see him seated upright in the hospital bed, awake and pouting. Along with all the balloons and flowers his friends must’ve dropped off earlier, there’s an unusually large pile of Popmart bags in the corner of his room, but you don’t question it at the moment. His heart rate spikes on the monitor, and you look at it in concern before his loud sigh brings your focus back to him.

“What took you so long?” Donghyuck huffs dramatically, trying to cross his arms over his chest as best he could with one arm in a cast. “I texted you this morning, didn’t I?”

“I just woke up like 45 minutes ago and rushed here,” you defend yourself lightly, dropping the cake box on the stand next to him, and his eyes instantly light up before he remembers that he’s supposed to be upset and turns his nose at you slightly.

“It’s 3 PM, what do you mean you just woke up? You forgot about me, didn’t you?” he huffs softly, peeking over at the cake for a split second and then resumes pouting at you, his lower lip jutting out slightly. 

“I, uh, I stayed up late, trying to catch up on my game,” you avoid eye contact, cheeks growing warmer as you try to excuse yourself, tripping over your words in haste. “There’s this Touring in Love event going on right now and I wanted to get the limited four star card for Zayne, so I had to get more game currency in the event store, not to mention, I needed to get more gems to pull on the current five star banner because I lost my pity to the Sylus card a—” 

“Is this that otome game you’re into?” Donghyuck interrupts, and your face feels like a burning furnace now.

“Yes.”

“I can’t believe it. I lost to a bunch of pixels,” he sighs a second time, flopping back against his pillows gingerly to not aggravate his bruised ribs but to also emphasize his sulkiness further. “You were too busy visiting your AI generated boyfriend in the hospital, instead of visiting  me.”

“I was asleep!” you protest lightly before picking up the cake again and holding up your peace offering, “The second I woke up and saw the texts, I drove over here. I even got you your favorite cake.”

“I sat here, cold, alone, and in pain, for hours,” he fake sniffles, unabashedly eyeing the cake for a third time before refocusing back on you.

“You’re acting like a real Rafayel right now.”

Donghyuck sulks even more. “He’s not even your favorite in the game.”

“Yes, my favorite works at the hospital, not makes the hospital work,” you tease softly, and he huffs slightly, puffing out his cheeks and making himself look even cuter (though you’re not going to tell him that and make his ego even bigger than it already is). 

“Wow, you’re bullying a gravely injured person on Christmas too. You’re cruel. I can’t even do anything, except lie here motionlessly on my deathbed,” he sighs once again, closing his eyes before opening one of them to peek at you and quickly shutting it again once he confirms he has your full undivided attention.

“Renjun texted me literally fifteen minutes ago that he just left your room, and you were asking him to bring you your iPad to do all the dailies for your games,” you deadpan, pulling the chair to the spot next to his bed and settling down in it.

“Renjun is a snitch,” he mutters, relaxing against his pillows and accepting the cake after you open the box and place it on the tray attached to his bed. He takes a bite of the sweet goodness, humming slightly in content. 

“So, your type is quiet, serious guys who work at hospitals?” Donghyuck says casually, scooping up another bite of the cake, and you nearly choke, fumbling over your words. 

“W-Well, yeah, I guess, but it’s just a game. And um, he’s quite pretty.” You clear your throat slightly giving him a mischievous smile. “Why? Are you interested?”

“In you? Yeah, I thought I made myself pretty obvious all the time,” he states matter-of-factly, almost as if he’s reading off today’s news headlines or the weather, and you choke for real this time, coughing slightly.

“Anyway,” Donghyuck continues, taking another bite of his cake after handing you a water bottle which you quickly accept and sip, calming down your throat. “Do you think you can maybe go for a Rafayel guy in the near possible future? More specifically, one minute into the future?” He gives you a small smirk, batting his eyelashes at you. “I’m also pretty enough, aren’t I? Once I’m out of this hospital gown and in my usual clothes, I’d be even prettier.”

You laugh softly, tilting your head slightly as you look at him, hiding your smile. “I guess I could be convinced. Why one minute though?”

“Because I’m about to ask you out,” he answers immediately.

Your cheeks grow exponentially warmer once again, and you swallow nervously before masking it with a confident expression, teasing him, “Then go on. Ask me out.”

Donghyuck’s cheeks turn a rosy color as the realization of what he’s about to do finally kicks in (and perhaps, the pain medication has started to wear off slightly, so the post clarity is hitting him). Once again, the monitor shows a spike in his heart rate, and he curses it internally when he sees you glancing at it with a knowing smile. It’s an even worse snitch than Renjun. He clears his throat, sitting up as straight as he possibly can in this state, “Will you, Y/N, go out with me and be the very first person to sign my cast?”

You giggle before nodding, sending him a giddy smile as your heart thumps loudly in your chest, an explicable warm feeling spreading throughout your body and kicking up butterflies in your stomach. “Yes, I’ll go out with you.”

He immediately lights up, beaming at you. “Yeah? Wanna seal it with a kiss? I would if I could.”

Another peal of laughter bubbles up in your throat, but you oblige, leaning in and pressing your lips against his gently, the faint taste of caramel lingering on his lips. The kiss is sweet and smooth, fitting for him, and the loud beeping from his heart monitor increases almost immediately, much to his chagrin. You laugh softly against his lips at the sound, making his cheeks flush even redder if possible, and give him another soft kiss before pulling away.

“We should stop before we alert the nurses,” you tease softly, and he stammers, unable to come up with a smartass response for once in his life.

Your face is still warm as you busy yourself with uncapping the sharpie pen on the table next to him and work on signing his cast, writing your name out in pretty loopy cursive and a get well soon message, dotting any i’s with cute hearts that mirror the ones in Donghyuck’s eyes as he gazes at you.

“Didn’t the guys visit you? Why didn’t they sign your cast?”

“I wanted you to be the first one. Girlfriend privileges, and all that,” he answers lightly, and your heart skips a beat at your new title. You wonder if you’ll get used to it.

“Oh, really? I’m honored.”

“You should be,” Donghyuck says with a confident nod, and you can’t help but laugh, leaning in and pressing another kiss against his cheek. His cheeks turn crimson, and you notice, prompting you to leave another soft kiss against them and causing them to become an even embarrassingly darker shade of red as he stutters slightly, rendered speechless.

Yeah, you definitely can get used to these girlfriend privileges.

.

“So you won the real life boyfriend pity with me, right?” 

“Don’t push your luck.”

iv. well i know somebody who will

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u/ifyouseekamy-yn3435 • 9h

(UPDATE) TIFU by getting hit by a car over labubus that I was trying to get for the girl I like

First off, let me get this straight - I am not reselling any of the Labubus so stop pming me about that. I already gave them to her.

Ok now for the actual update. She visited me at the hospital and insisted that she’d drive me home when I got discharged. She’s really nice and brought me my favorite food. She’s also been bringing me meals everyday and we’re having dates at my place until my arm is fully healed. We have another date later today and we’re gonna watch Tangled and bake cookies. She also got me into blind boxes so now I have another crippling addiction and a shelf in my room just for Dimoos. We have matching Labubus on our bags, and she dressed them up in matching outfits too. She made me install a car seat thing on my AC in my car too so now my Labubu son can sit there when I start driving again. Oh and she has a whole pc setup now to play league and a new game, Infinity Nikki and I started playing it with her too. The graphics are very pretty. I feel like a pretty princess in my full flutter storm set ଘ(*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚ ⭒ Wish me luck on the upcoming banners pls I’m saving up for the lunar new year set since she said the franchise usually goes all out for it. So yeah that’s it. We’re dating now! Happy new year to everyone except zayne from love and deepspace /:

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farts-and-minecrafts205 • 9h TIFU by asking him about his date and I was stuck on the phone for three hours

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pissrevolver1122 • 8h fr OP became even more insufferable after finally scoring a date ➥ Reply ⥣ 809 ⥥

ifyouseekamy-yn3435 • 3h you're just jealous that the only affection you can get is by pretending to be a discord kitten ➥ Reply ⥣ 967 ⥥

mark-mywords-802 • 2h R U UWUKITTENBB69 ??!???! I BOUGHT U SO MANY AKALI SKINS ➥ Reply ⥣ 231 ⥥

John-Doe209 • 3h so is this a pity date or..? maybe she’s looking for a sugar daddy?

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ifyouseekamy-yn3435 • 1h SHUT UP SHE LOVES ME ➥ Reply ⥣ ⥥ -204

demure-and-mindfull-of-nanami626 • 2h what did zayne do to you???

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ifyouseekamy-yn3435 • 1h I got hit by a car for you and I still have to compete with that dude 😃 ➥ Reply ⥣ 153 ⥥ 

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hiii you are literally my queen ^.^

you don’t understand how much I loved Barbie girl 😭😭😭😭😭😭 it literally changed my life I’m not even joking .-. the way you write your characters and just the organization of the whole plot???? a true genius I have to say :D reading your art has been the best thing that has happened to me fr. just applied your writing to my real life and definitely realized some things about myself that I should’ve recognized and known before </3 can’t wait to read anything else you decide to share 🩷🩷🩷

omg hii, honey bee !!! 💛 thank you so much 🥹 aaa thank you for your sweet words and kind compliments 😭😭🫶🏻 writing barbie girl was truly a cathartic experience, and I feel like a lot of girls can relate to yn and had to deal with someone like jaemin in their lives 🤧 it’s based on a lot of personal insecurities and experiences shared between me and my irl friends, so I hope it would resonate with anyone who would read it as well 💕 and thank you so much for complimenting my writing style and calling my fic art !!!! 😭🩵🩵 tbh I feel a little rusty since I haven’t written in a while :’) so that really means the world to me, sweetpea 💐

wait omg applying my writing to your life ??? I fed like that’s the highest compliment ever, oh my god ???? thank you so so much, lovebug 🤍 I hope that’s a good thing 🥹 and if there’s any bg jaemin’s in your life, that you got rid of them for a fresh start in the new year 🤧

i have more fics on my masterlist linked in my bio if you haven’t read those yet !! bg is the prequel to pussy blocked, and august is another fic within that universe 💕 and I’ll be dropping my haechan holiday collab fic later today 💗

once again, thank you so so much for your kind words, honey bee, you definitely helped start my new year on a positive note, and I hope 2025 treats you kindly 🌷🌷

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aaaa thank you so so much for reading my fic and leaving the nicest feedback, honey bee !!!! 🐝✨

also, can you pls tell me what Basement Yard reference you’re talking about? 🤧 I know it’s a podcast but I don’t listen to it, and a couple of my friends have mentioned it before in conversation and I based this fic heavily off of irl experiences from myself and friends, so I feel like that’s where I would’ve gotten it from! but because none of my irls know I write, I can’t ask them about it 🧍🏻‍♀️ but I would really love to listen to that part of the podcast if you remember 🥹

and YES !!! I’m so glad you caught the references to the duff and crazy rich asians 💕 I wanted to reference different rom coms that included some sort of makeover, like cinderella (the fairy tale references), she’s all that (am i a joke to you vs am i a bet when she confronts him), the duff (tutoring in exchange for makeover), crazy rich asians (being enough and yes just as you said, she is how he got there), princess diaries (when mia said michael saw her when she was invisible, meanwhile jaemin was the complete opposite), she’s the man (there was the gouda reference lol and jaemin was teaching her how to get haechan to like her, like how viola was teaching duke for olivia) 🌼

yes, unfortunately, jaemin is incredibly dumb and egotistical in this 😔 he’s a culmination of the many awful experiences and things irl men have said or done, and so are his friends 💀 but I thought yn should get the closure and apology she deserved in the end and see him grovel because a lot of us don’t get that irl, and we would at least get it in fiction this way 🤧

thank you so much again, sweetpea !! 💕 and actually, this was the prequel to my other fic called pussy blocked for jeno, which I’d say is similar to this one !! There are references and connections between the two 💞 another fic I have called august for yangyang is within the same universe and is not as heavily connected as pussy blocked, but you see some hints of him in barbie girl, which will be in that fic as well !! 🌷

barbie girl.

if life is plastic (and therefore, nonbiodegradable), then it’s so not fantastic. honestly, who came up with that? regina george really should’ve googled about the new plastics economy.

or alternatively, pretty girls rule the world, and you find out that he’s (not) all that.

pairing :: na jaemin x reader genre :: comedy, fluff, angst ⋮ makeover + college au word count :: 24,618 words warnings :: body issues, body image, weight mentions, insecurities, beauty is a social construct, [spoiler] did something bad, people being literal scum, so much gaslighting that you can start a wildfire and j*ke gyll*nh*al should take notes, “if a man talks shit then i owe him nothing” playlist :: pretty boys (romi) ⋆ you can’t sit with us (sunmi) ⋆ i just wanna know (katherine li) ⋆ lie to girls (sabrina carpenter) ⋆ look what you made me do (taylor swift) ⋆ leftover feelings (regina song) ⋆ number one girl (rosé) + extended playlist here. author’s note :: she’s all that is one of my most favorite rom coms ever, but i’ve always been ///: at the whole makeover idea and decided to write my own version !! the idols mentioned in this fic are just characters, and how i portray them in this fic do not reflect how i actually view them or their irl personas. as always, much love to miss lana and miss moon for being my biggest cheerleaders ᥫ᭡ ↳ part of the 𝔯𝔢𝔭𝔲𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 collaboration series.

i. hiya, barbie! hi, ken!

Na Jaemin does not know that you exist.

Good looking, charismatic, and popular — it’s his world, and you’re just living in it. Or something like that. You’re decently smart, somewhat funny, and not pretty enough to stand out, but not exactly hideous according to societal standards (source: those beauty quizzes in Seventeen magazine that you used to be obsessed with when you were thirteen and in desperate need of flirting tips). If he was the main lead, you’d probably be Extra #6, maybe Extra #2 on a good day.

By your calculations, the two of you should never cross paths, like two parallel lines. Wait, scratch that, you would probably never be aligned with anything that has to do with this guy. You saw him standing outside of the door of your shared accounting classroom during your fall semester, and he spent twenty five minutes editing his picture for Instagram and ended up late for the lecture. And he probably already spent even more time selecting the final photo to edit before you arrived to class and noticed him. Absolute idiot. Absolute handsome idiot, but idiot nonetheless. A grade A himbo with a grade C in financial accounting. 

Okay, so scrap the parallel lines theory, maybe skew lines are a better way of explaining it. Yeah, that seems about right, the two of you are from completely different dimensions, never meant to interact or run parallel with each other. And once again, by this logic, your paths should never cross.

“Y/N!”

You stand corrected.

Na Jaemin does know that you exist.

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I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE BACK

OMG HI GIGI IMY 💛💛 I always see you traveling to fun places in your insta stories, and I’m so jealous 🤧 I hope you’re living your best life and having lots of fun !!! I’m only back for a little bit, I had 70 hours in flights this year, so I decided to finally finish my collab fic during those hours with no wifi or data 🥹

[luvdsc]

HIII I JUST READ BARBIE GIRL AND THAT HIT ME IN THE GUTS. THEIR LAST MEETING BEFORE THE TIME SKIP HAD ME BAWLING 🙏🙏 was not prepared for that. HAVE A NICE DAYY YOUR WRITING IS SO SCRUMPTIOUS

hi, honey bee !!! 🐝✨ omg thank you so much for reading barbie girl 💗 oh yes, i needed yn to get her closure during that last meeting because so many of us never get that, but we deserve that at least in fiction 🙂‍↕️ and i wanted to make him grovel because that’s the least he can do after putting her through all of that 🤧 I’m so sorry for making you cry tho, sweetpea but I’m very grateful to know that my angst was done correctly then 🥹 and thank you sm !!!! 😭💗 i hope you have a nice day, too, honey bee !!!!! 💛💛

[luvdsc]

hi, miss cat! 💛

i missed you so much and when i saw the notif that you posted and are still active i freaked 🤩 (i got this notif at work too and i suddenly felt like a college student again that read your fics religiously)

i loved barbie girl and it was so fun seeing you incorporate your past works in it too (luvdsc multiverse? lore? either way, i’m sold)

BUT! but i noticed that ppl are only talking about the pussy blocked crossover. so i just want to confirm if i’m right in my understanding that barbie girl also takes place in the same timeline as august? the yangyang and his bestfriend crumbs were there, i swear i’m not hallucinating…right?? 🥹

anyway, happy holidays and i hope life has been treating you amazingly 🫶🏻 rest well!

omg hi hello, honey bee !!! 💛 aaa i missed you too omg i always remember seeing your user in my activity and it made me so happy 🤧 omg i felt the same way when posting like wow it feels like college again LOL but also congrats on joining the workforce 🥹🫶🏻🫶🏻

thank you so much for reading barbie girl and giving it love 😭💗💗 luvdsc lore is so cute omg it really means a lot to me that you notice all the details and extra effort added into my fics, sweetpea 💞💞

but YES, you’re absolutely right !!!!!! You don’t know how happy your ask made me omg I literally screenshotted your ask and sent it to lana and moon because I was so excited that someone connected all the dots 🥹🩵🩵 august does indeed take place during barbie girl and pussy blocked !! there’s crumbs of lia being interested in yangyang and mentions of his best friend dating xiaojun !! and karina is his best friend’s roomie :’) meanwhile, giselle is bg yn’s roomie and one of pb yn’s best friends 💞 i thought it’d be fun to tie all my angstier pieces together 🤧 the boba shop is mentioned in all three of my fics too !! so overall, it’s a lil easter egg for those who have read all three of my fics if they want to look for all the connections between them 💓 thank you so so much for noticing all of this, honey bee, you made me unbelievably happy 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

and happy holidays, lovebug, and merry Christmas if you celebrate it !!!! 🎄❤️ life has been treating me wonderfully this year, and I hope it has been treating you kindly as well 🌷🌷

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i can't remember if i sent an ask and i think my comments got deleted boo tumblr :( but i'm so happy to see ur back and well! i followed u i wanna say when i was in early/mid high school? and i'm halfway through college now! i was ur autumn anon! <3

omggg hi, honey bee !!!! 💛 I have over a hundred asks spanning over two years, so I’m so sorry if I missed your ask 😭 I’m so so happy to hear from you again, and thank you so much for checking in with me, sweetpea 🥹 you were telling me about sat prep and becoming friends with a girl who also liked kpop the last time we talked 🤧 time flies so fast omg you’re in college now wow !! and i can’t believe you still remember me 😭🩷 how is the college life ?? what did you choose for your major? did you make new friends and are the classes interesting, lovebug? is your dining hall food good LOL i know i lowkey miss mine and its convenience because i got custom poke bowls and custom paninis everyday 🤧

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omg cat!! i haven’t been on this app in a very long time so it’s a beautiful surprise that you’re back!

i remember that my first message to you was abt being lost in what i should major in when i get to college. 4 years later, im now a junior in my dream university! still a little confused if i did choose the right major (which ended up to be linguistics & computer science, not architecture which was what i told you back then…) but i feel a lot more secure in my future!

crazy time flies and so much has happened,, how have you been? what are you proud of yourself for since we last spoke!

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omg hi hello, honey bee !!!! 💛 honestly, same, it’s been years and I check maybe once or twice a year now 🤧

aaaa oh my gosh, that’s absolutely amazing, sweetpea !!!!! 💗💗 big congrats to getting into your dream university, and I’m so incredibly proud of you 🥹💕 how is college life treating you? Have you been enjoying the past three years there? I hope you’re having fun in your classes, learning lots, and making tons of new friends 💓 and you’re double majoring ??? linguistics sounds super cool and interesting, and computer science too omg you’re learning all the coding languages too 🤧 we love a woman in stem 🫶🏻🫶🏻 I totally understand feeling confused, I felt the same way back in uni too, but both your majors will make it pretty easy for you to transition around to different jobs or fields if you end up not enjoying them :’) it’s probably hardest to get into a coding job, but from there (aside from the medical field which you’ll have to do more school for lol), it should be easy to switch into other careers if you don’t enjoy it! And future security is definitely a big plus 🤍

I know, it’s been so long, sweetpea 🥹 I’ve been doing well !! I’m having lots of fun, visited six countries this year, took two asia trips (one of which was 1 1/2 months long), saw two concerts (barricade for sabrina carpenter 💓), and I did trips with my friends to vegas and LA every month !! 💞

how have you been, honey bee? i hope you’re having a wonderful holiday so far !! 🌷🌷

[luvdsc]

It is currently 3:22 am where I live and I just finished Barbie Girl and omfg that shit was beautiful!!! Absolutely loved it!! "You weren't hard to love. I was bad at loving. I'm sorry" that shit made me cry omfg 10000000000000/10

aaa omg honey bee, thank you so much for reading and giving love to barbie girl !!!! 🩷 also I hope you went to bed afterwards because that’s so late 😭 tbh writing that line healed me a bit 🙂‍↕️ I think it’s an apology that many people can relate to and want, so we can at least get it in fiction here 🤧 and I’m so sorry for making you cry 😭 but thank you for letting me know that my angst was effective :’) I hope you have a good day, sweetpea, and happy holidays !!! 💕

[luvdsc]

Hi,

I haven't visited this blog properly in a couple of years. Occasionally your posts will pop up on my feed but I've just flurried past it because I kinda lost interest in NCT tbh. I just came back from an overseas trip with my bestie, our first one in fact and came to the realisation that maybe I've actually been suffocating in that friendship for a really long time. And that she doesn't have my best interests and took advantage of me. So I'm kind of at this weird roadblock in my life where I think most aspects of my life are up in the air? But reading the Barbie Na Jaemin fic soothed me. I fully relate to the m/c and see so many parallels of my situation in that fic. So I wanted to say thank you.

Regardless of the lifetime of this blog and whatever extenuating circumstances there are, I just want to say thank you for sharing your work with the world. It definitely impacted me. And I'm still very confused and unsure of the majority of my life but I appreciate the momentary solace. It felt like I met up with an old friend at a coffee shop and we just picked off where we left all those years ago. And it makes me happy to hear how you have been doing especially since it sounds like life is going pretty well for you (I hope it still is!!).

I'm just a stranger on this funny lil site and I'm sorry if I've overshared and I hope this message comes across in a positive manner (I'm really sorry if it doesn't). Thank you for this blog and for creating that bittersweet and exceptionally executed fic. May you and all your loved ones continue flourishing evermore. Thank you ❤️

hello, honey bee 💛 welcome back to my blog, it’s been a while for both of us, hasn’t it? 🤧 I’ve also lost interest in nct tbh, but I do miss writing quite a bit, and this is my only outlet for it, so I thought, why not finish up my collab fic? :’)

I’m so sorry to hear about your best friend, sweetpea. Honestly, doing long trips with a friend or friends can make or break your friendship. You either survive or you never speak to each other again rip because you really get to know them when you’re stuck together 24/7 for weeks and sharing a room together. The best thing to do sometimes is to just share your location and take a day to do individual activities on your own because it can be overwhelming and both parties can get sensitive over small things. That’s really upsetting to hear that she’s been treating you poorly and taking advantage of you and your friendship. You don’t deserve that at all, and I hope you were or are able to end that friendship because that kind of negativity shouldn’t be allowed in your life, honey bee 🤍 honestly, I think we’ve all been in mc’s shoes in one way or another, which is why I wanted to write this fic because not all of us get to have a satisfactory ending or receive the apology we deserve. I hope you get the ending you deserve with your friendship, lovebug, and protect your peace and that life treats you kinder and brings you better, more positive friendships 💛 if it helps, some of my best friends now are people I met randomly at a music festival a couple years ago. You’ll find new friends, better friends, friends who treat you wonderfully and make you feel special 💕 just think of ending your current friendship now as making space for better people in the future! 🌱

The way you describe meeting up again as old friends is so lovely, are you sure you’re not the writer here ?? 🥹 thank you, sweetpea, for reading my writing even now years later. I understand what you mean because even now, I sometimes am confused and unsure with what I want to do with my life, but I’m taking it one day at a time and slowly figuring it out 💕 I hope you’ll be able to find what you’re looking for as well 🌷 life is going well for me! I’ve had some changes, but for the better honestly, and I’ve been happier and mentally healthier this past year 💛 I hope you’re also doing well and that you’ll start off the upcoming year positively, lovebug 🪷

And it’s totally okay, no need to apologize, honey bee !! 💐 we’d all be strangers forever if no one ever said hello first :’) your message did come across positively, and I really do appreciate it so much 🥹 I’m very grateful to hear your thoughts and experience and how you related to the fic and understood it 💘 thank you so so much for sharing them with me, it honestly means the world to me, and I hope you also continue to flourish and bloom, sweetpea 🪻 and also, happy holidays ❤️

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oh my god barbie girl was sooooooo good i love your writing

aaa thank you soo so much, honey bee !!!! 💛 I’m so glad you enjoyed it, and thank you for giving my writing sm love 🥹💐 you always leave asks for my writing, so thank you from the bottom of my heart for that, lovebug 😭😭🤍🤍