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I do not seek out homosexuality when I join a fandom. The gayness comes to me when its ready

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You guys all know Dipper ran straight to Multibear’s cave when Chappell Roan’s “The Giver” dropped yesterday.

They’re still singing at this very moment.

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spite

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.

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not the worst part of all this but definitely something i find insulting is just how lame of a world conservatives are trying to build. no cool art no bodily autonomy to do what you want with your life and time. no good books. no genuine interfacing with human experiences. no bdsm. no honest and messy history. like its all so LAME its all so BORING. only basic ass office building protestantism. no premarital sex. why is your political party so laser-focused on making the world fundamentally less fun to exist in

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20 min valentines day sketch of the two worst cupids ever

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best part of running games of jackbox for random library teens was definitely all the times when jackbox would prompt them to be vulgar and i would be like i hope everyone can really impress me with how clever and not obvious their jokes are and this completely worked on them they were like i must find a joke even better than cum. but is it possible...? i must try. for Her. a woman who i just met who works at the library

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IM GONNA CRY

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for all my fellow mourning dove enjoyers

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“Kill shelters” are the shelters you need to donate to.

“But shrimp!! Kill shelters are evil!!”

No, shut up, listen to me for a second.

“Kill shelter” is a colloquial term used primarily for Town/City (aka municipal) shelters that rely on incredibly limited government grant funding to operate.

These shelters, by the very nature of their existence, DO NOT HAVE the funds to operate like private rescues do.

On top of this, they’re also *legally required* to take in ANY animal that comes to them. Even if they’re full. Or they’ll lose all of their funding.

This is what leads them to needing to euthanize for space. Is euthanizing for space sad? Yes. But due to the current crisis, it’s also NECESSARY.

These shelters are constantly overfull. They’re STRUGGLING. They don’t have the funds to operate properly. And yet these municipal, government funded, struggling shelters are the same ones that are most likely to be providing care for owned animals in the community

Municipal (“kill”) shelters are the ones hosting low cost spay and neuter clinics. They’re the ones discounting vaccination appointments and microchipping. They’re the ones that have pet food banks so struggling pet owners can feed their pets that week.

These shelters are not evil. They’re doing the absolute best they can with the bare minimum funding they get.

These people are incredibly resourceful and care very deeply about the animals in their care. It breaks their heart every time they have to euthanize an animal that couldn’t get adopted.

These underfunded shelters need your money significantly more than that fancy private rescue you see on TikTok or instagram that has a beautiful facility and has never had to euthanize an animal ever.

Support your local shelters and they will give back to the community thousand fold.

Sincerely, an animal welfare student who’s tired of seeing the hardest working professionals shat on because of circumstances they can’t control.

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2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

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Okay rat gay

insp this post @thighguys

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and honestly thank god they found each other thank god theyre so happy now because theres a universe out there where dan howell is a repressed gay lawyer with a wife he barely talks to and children he barely sees whos only expression of queerness is through various illicit affairs but not this universe. in this universe he lives in his beautiful fuckass house he designed with his manic pixie dream boy who calls him a stupid bitch and laughs for a living

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yap & sip

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Best RPF Ship - FINAL!