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rip this blog

Not dead. Just don’t care.

(I’m back! I have to explain my absence. I was very busy and unhappy for awhile, (I’m still busy but you know) I also have been doing more art and getting more into my main fandom, I’m still into hazbin a lot don’t worry.)

(Also don’t trust me with consistency, I won’t abandon things, but I will take a helluva long time to continue it. My ao3 being a main example of that. I haven’t updated since April or something)

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what happened to this blog

(Sorry I’ve been gone for so long!)

(Been busy recently and quite burnt out, ill probably start up again soon when I feel like it <3 sorry, I’m more of an artist than a writer, so sometimes I wait for some help on answering to I get it as in character as possible then forget to ask them. Not dead haha.)

(It’s been 2 months?? Holy shit I did not realise)

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Bonk

Bonk? Why do I keep getting such strange messages. ?

(Did anyone else see the Vox and vees prints/posters? I’m going feral help. I want one but I can’t get one unfortunately ahh)

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a small shadow child about 3 feet tall walks up to the overlord. staring at the tv man with his wife white eyes. “ . . . “ he’s silent, just staring. i wonder what he wants.

⠀⃟𐔌⠀🦷 ⋆｡𖦹°‧ randall

What is that? Uh. They can’t have sent a child I did not get one. Whys it looking at me like that?

The fuck do you want?

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LET ME EDUCATE YOU ON BIRDS FUCKASS

-bird anon <3

No.

(Please do. I love birds.)

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*while walking through the V tower what looks to be an extremely oversized crow flies straight into your screen. turns out its just a 5’1” sinner in a feathery trenchcoat, plague mask, and hat*

hi

can i have a job

~ [|87

The fuck- no! Get out! Ugh now I have to get this replaced, you bǐțçħ.

(Pretend there’s a crack or something)

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Sorry? Can I not call you buddy? Frankly, my brain was saying "baby" but since we are still in work I think it would be best to think that. I brought you more broth, it's good for your immune system. And was thinking we could do some planning for more positive things to cheer you up. Do you want to see a concert sometime? Or catch a movie? Or we could just go casual and grab a coffee?

Valentino has been sighted around the arkniss district. I'm sending some representatives to collect him.

Lots for love, only yours, Owen xxx

Uh… sure. Thǎñks.

I might be too busy for that but I could make time. Måŷbê.

Also why the fūçķ ��ş Val there? Whats he trying to do?

(Idk what picture it’s almost 1am)

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I think it would be good for you to rest, Mr. Vox, especially since I can summon any symptoms of illness I desire.

*Gives Vox the nausea symptom*

- 🦠 Mal

Fũck off bïtch, how țhe fuck am I supposed to řest with ŷöu here.

(I’ve been gone for so long I’m sorry, I’m very inconsistent I apologise! I went on vacation and several other things, also focusing more on art, writing and stuff. Sorry!)

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I’m gonna tinker with your holes.

Really now? Go fuck yourself val.

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(He sighs and lowers his voice)

Good. It better not.

(Aw poor thing)

hey vox. i have a scientific proof that you're an insect. are you an insect 😑

No dumbass I’m not an insect. Do I look like a fucking ant or something to you?

(Whys his forehead so big)

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Yeah fill in for him, that would be good. Check the cameras for him, you’ll find him easier then.

(Sorry I didn’t answer sooner. I’m a bit of an airhead.)

boss, i think peppermint stole my gummy sharks and i’m about to short out.

𓆉 𓆝 𓆟 𓇼˖ * ⠀⠀⠀wildly out of it, snapper

I don’t care. Buy new ones? Whys it my problem?

(He’s rude I’m sorry)

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Hey Vox, how we feeling buddy? I've made you some Chicken broth. Voxtek is looking stable. I have someone tracking Valentino's location and I am caring for the kids. I'm quite busy now but I've got a spare 5 minutes and I really need a rest so I'm just going to take a quick nap by you. I'm sorry that you feel so sick. You know when you feel better we can organize another date night. So keep going with that in mind.

Lots of Love, only yours Owen xxxx

Thanks Owen, you’re my number one employee at this point. Šșșure ýou can take a quick nap but I’m n-ņœt paying you for it.

Why are you tracking Val? Wħęre is he actually?

And buddy? Whatever I’m not gonna question it.

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Hello there Vox, how is my lovely host doing today?

- 🦠 Mal

Shut țhê fück up you pêşt.

(My dumbass couldn’t find a good enough screenshot)

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*Vixx looks at Vox* Dad...? I wanna share my foods....where's Papi. He loves my fries.

-Vixx anon-

Uh no, iiǐ’m good. Fůççkk this Viřūş.

I don’t think you want țo find Val. He’s… busy.

(He’s probably at a bar or something, his studio?)

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Oh Christ Mr. Vox,

That's a sickly virus. I have called tech support and will take care of Voxtek affairs until you feel well enough to return to work.

Lots of Love, Your Owen xxxx

Thank you Owen. Iiii owe yýœøu.

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That’s no way to act, such vulgar language, Vox.

Don’t make a fool out of yourself either, it gives me a bad reputation too.

- 🦠 Mal

Nobodyyy ğǐïïves t—two şħïțtțs about you and yŷœur fûccking reputation!

(Shitty quality, ignore alastor. I think he like glitches when he gets a virus since he’s like a tv and all, it would be worse when he’s angry as well, but I am like half asleep so idk)

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*casually ties and steals Val and runs away* MY HOSTAGE!!! You're gonna go through SO MUCH torture. *to Vox* Bye Vox. Love your work. Keep it up. Anyway BYE!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK!

Uh. Security! Shoot it.