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The real horror of slow release shows is that every week people will say the most wild shit about how the writing is horrible and the show sucks like every episode is going to be the last one.

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Ellie + Abby as textposts

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Having a much older, much more experienced person tell you you're doing well in your shared hobby is better than crack, especially when the hobby tends to be 80% retired ppl. Like, hell yeah I'm gonna get a good grade in birdwatching and I'm not even 50. Child prodigy moment

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you got a fast car….. i want a ticket to anywhere………

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having a hard time imagining sisyphus happy to be honest. i find it more plausible to imagine sisyphus killing himself

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THE LAST OF US 2.02 "Through the Valley"

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taking a step away from my grief to say tommy miller you beautiful beautiful man, taking on a bloater alone to distract it from your wife, you’ll always be famous

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Waiting for tonight’s tlou episode is giving me flashbacks to waiting for the walking dead’s season 7 premiere…..except we know who’s getting swung at with a sporting object

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WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

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imagine being éowyn in the lord of the rings trilogy. your uncle the king is being mind controlled by an evil wizard until said evil wizard's cooler version shows up and frees him. he is accompanied by an elf, a dwarf, and the hottest guy you've ever met. the hot guy also happens to be 87 years old and maybe still not over his immortal elf girlfriend but he respects and listens to you so you're shooting your shot. your geriatric hotguy situationship turns you down the night before the biggest battle ever then goes ghost hunting in the mountains. you decide to go to battle because you'll either help save your people or die in a really cool and honorable way. you then kill middle earth satan's number one henchman with the power of loophole and being a woman (you are also helped in doing this by a 4 foot tall stoner). then you get to marry faramir. 10/10 no notes my girl went through it all

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why isn’t abby jacked

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The problem with loving the Age of Innocence is not enough people realize Newland Archer should be run over with a tractor

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People who hate Frodo Baggins are my enemy. "He didn't do anything and was useless"--yeah, okay, so what you're not understanding is that he was the sacrificial lamb. He endured physical, mental, and emotional torment that got worse and worse as his will broke. Everyone knew this. EVERYONE KNEW THIS. That's why everyone was devastated about it. Because Frodo was the most innocent among them, that was the entire point. He represented ordinary peaceful people being destroyed by the horrors of war. And as a hobbit he also represented some of the last vestiges of magic in what was basically a post magic apocalypse.

Frodo was basically an innocent puppy thrown into the Torment Nexus so that EVERYONE ELSE could maybe have a hope of surviving. And he did that willingly. HE DID IT OF HIS OWN FREE WILL, KNOWING IT WOULD RUIN HIM.

Frodo haters won't see the light of heaven

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did you know you can create a whole fictional world and nobody can stop you and its not illegal