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being a sports fan is only fun like 1% of the time the other 99% of the time it feels like being in an elaborate saw trap

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Come back, I have to tell you the plot of a fic I’ll never write and get you excited about it so we can all be disappointed with me later

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getting my yearning surgically removed tomorrow

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it's crazy how good f1 is the second mclaren doesn't dominate something

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why are y’all using ai to write your fics?? just write half of it, don’t look it at for several months, and then finish it all in one night like god intended

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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the balcony, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the kitchen island, vertically, horizontally, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on his motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jittering, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, toe curling, back scratching, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, devils tango ever. bro could put a nuclear bomb inside me and l'd still let him hit with absolutely zero hesitation.

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CANCEL THE RACE I’M SO SERIOUS. I’M DONE.

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rip jack’s first home race😭😭

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STOP SHOWING ME ISACK CRYING

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I’M NOT WATCHING THE GAME, LUKE NO WHAT ????

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Charlos iceberg lore rated by how insane it makes me

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i love finding them in quotes, and this is the most beautiful fit.

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hate what hockey culture does to me. like violence in sports is terrible! anyways you need to beat the shit out of that guy.

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me remembering i have a name and body and people know me: