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*peaks in* so who misses Ino?

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&. 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬.

( this is basically just a very self indulgent list of various fluff, angst, and suggestive themed dialogue sentence starters. )

❛ i could keep you safe. they’re all afraid of me. ❜

❛ i’m trying to fix your hair, so hold still. ❜

❛ your heart is beating so fast right now. ❜

❛ promise me you’ll still be here when i wake up. ❜

❛ you’re not as bad as everyone says you are. ❜

❛ i thought you’d like some company. ❜ 

❛ clean yourself up. you're getting blood all over the place. ❜

❛ here, give this a try and tell me what you think. ❜

❛ you can kiss me, you know. ❜

❛ come back to bed. ❜

❛ you look good like this. ❜

❛ working together again, it’s just like old times. ❜

❛ how is it you always know what i need, huh? ❜

❛ you’re lucky you got away with only a scratch. ❜ 

❛ i can’t imagine losing someone like that. i’m sorry. ❜

❛ you know you can always talk to me. ❜

❛ the only one who gets to kill you, is me. ❜

❛ so, what do i owe this pleasure? ❜

❛ may i have this dance? ❜ 

❛ it’s okay, you can touch me. i won't break. ❜

❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜

❛ hold still. this might sting a little. ❜

❛ we can't keep doing this. ❜ 

❛ just relax and let me take care of you. ❜

❛ thought you’d be lighter without all that blood. ❜

❛ i had it under control. you didn’t need to do that. ❜

❛ everything looks so beautiful from up here. ❜

❛ you treat all your ladies like this? ❜

❛ well? how do i look? ❜

❛ can’t sleep? ❜

❛ i’m scared of ending up alone. ❜

❛ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile. ❜

❛ how long has it been since you've slept? ❜

❛ you are losing my interest, and that’s very dangerous. ❜

❛ i’d suffer hell if you’d tell me what you’d do to me tonight. ❜

❛ you look really pretty right now. ❜

❛ i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know. ❜

❛ just a few more stitches and you’ll be as good as new. ❜

❛ i’d say we make a pretty good team. ❜

❛ i'm here for business — not pleasure. ❜

❛ if i didn't know any better, i'd say you were jealous. ❜

❛ you'd look better down on your knees. ❜

❛ fine, keep acting like you hate me. ❜

❛ kiss me again. ❜

❛ are you asking me out on a date? ❜

❛ just sit there and look pretty and let me handle this. ❜

❛ you okay? caught you staring off into space again. ❜

❛ well, i do feel better now that you're here. ❜

❛ i'm not drunk enough for this. ❜ 

❛ why is it whenever we see each other, you’re covered in blood? ❜

❛ i was wrong about you. ❜ 

❛ the first time i met you, i had no idea you'd mean this much. ❜

❛ you gonna be a good girl / boy for me? ❜

❛ i’m not afraid of you. ❜

❛ books mean more to me than people anyway. ❜

❛ i just wanted to say thank you for protecting me. ❜

❛ how about a kiss goodnight? ❜

❛ i don’t have time for distractions right now. ❜

❛ you shouldn’t be out here by yourself. ❜ 

❛ if i have to think about one more thing today, my head will explode. ❜

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Departures by JustGorilla 

Written, Directed, and Edited by Tony Hamin aka Spiralus Dethtopia Kong or Gorilla D. Spiralus

Filmed by Jordan Dunnuck one of my brothers for life.

Enjoi~ It’s a song off my upcoming DEBUT album called “Memories of Light.”

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sup homies? im a having one piece brainrot and I'm mostly over on my other blonde @kickxsscook if you ever need me. otherwise call me when the naruto rpc revival comes <3

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@lxspedeza​ asked:  ❛  keep  reading ,  i  want  to  see  how  long  you  last .  ❜ @ jo, because I also got weak uwu she’ll never get to end of her chapter, never /  𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑬𝑵𝑶𝑹𝑴𝑰𝑻𝒀 𝑶𝑭 𝑴𝒀 𝑫𝑬𝑺𝑰𝑹𝑬 .    (   a  series  of  nsfw  prompts.    )

Placing herself right into Ino’s lap with the intent to read might not have been her soundest choice in retrospect, a distraction always a possibility in the position she finds herself in: back nestled into the blonde’s front, legs sprawled out in front of her, naked where her sundress refuses to cover warm skin. Her book sits idly in her hands, focus stolen away and attention entirely claimed, and despite the intensity with which she regards each page, she feels utterly content, ease settling into the curve of her shoulders. She lets her head fall back to rest against Ino’s collar with no regard to her space, allowing herself to take up all of her frame. So when a hand is placed onto her thigh and begins to rub random patterns into it, Joanna barely registers it, assumes ( naively, perhaps ) that she has decided to do the same. Another page flipped.

But her touch does not remain static. It moves along the inside of her leg, massaging tense muscles pleasantly, and what she initially has assumed to be aimless fingers now suddenly appear to linger with intention. A soft sigh leaves her mouth, her leg subconsciously leaning into her palm but she is not deterred. Another page flipped.

The warmth spreads upwards, long nails grazing her skin, leaving a path of goosebumps in their wake and then only does she realize that they push against the light fabric of her skirt, moving underneath the hem to reach her hips. Her breath hitches, watching her hand out of the corner of her eyes guide itself against her underwear but her gaze still tries to set itself onto their prior task. Lightly shaking fingers reach out in an attempt to flip another page.

And then she circles a single digit against her clothed entrance and Joanna falters, a fraction of a moan echoing between them, softly bucking into her touch. A second finger is added to drag itself up- and dolwnwards, bringing forth heat and neediness as she finally removes her attention from the book and faces the other instead. “ Ino, please. More. “ But, alas, it seems that her shameless plea has no effect and, thus, with trembling breath does she try to continue, managing a single paragraph until the relentless hand lifts her underwear and pushes itself deep inside her. Another moan, loud and uncaring, and she throws her book of the couch to pull the blonde into a kiss, all teeth and tongue. She was right, she did not last until the end of her chapter.

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@bitbrumal: raises hand i offer up hidan dei & shisui. LAUGHS

LISTEN. Deidara's persona would be called Miss Diara Kapow of smth along this line. Miss Kapow is the bell of the ball, the pageant princess with a sprinkle of punk, she's got the face, she's got the body and she brings the hairporn. Wigs who? Wigs what? WigLOOSE. She could pass as a cis girl with only a little padding. Also Ino loves to dress her because she's excited about everything. She starts out by wearing Ino's clothes because same STYLE BESTIES. all the crop top outfits!!

Hidan would be an angsty queen. she's giving Yvie Oddly-style horror drag, where you're terrified but can't look away. Hidan's a bit more muscular than Dei and his persona would SLAY on the runway, she'd duck that walk, she'd vogue and death drop like crazy, and you can't keep up with the sheer ATHLETICS in her performance. Also she throws shade like no one else. You don't want to be read by her.

Shisui is miss congenialty, the silent guy, you never expect too much charisma out of him. But then his drag persona is everything that he's too timid to bring forward and this BITCH is surprisingly funny and entertaining, and she does little skits in her runways that just make you laugh forever. But honestly idek shisui that much so feel free to add to my delusions.

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Ino WILL put all your muses into drag one glorious day, watch me. You'll get a full make-up, high couture marvelous dress-dreams and she WILL teach you how to slay in high heels. She's a drag momma for all you twinks. bring your uniqueness, charisma, nerve and talent.

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Sunday hc that Ino gets seriously freaked out by choking during sex. (thank you old man Kakuzu for the experience and resulting ptsd, never again). Bites and scratches are fine but GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS AWAY from her throat ffs. NO. She'd just grab her clothes and BOLT OUTTA THERE.

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it's happening. it's happening. another dumbass blond muse with a heart of gold. sorry n/aruto rpc, I'll try not to get too lost on the high seas.

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He never knows why she likes his jacket so much but he’ll still pull out her ponytail for her when it’s stuck in there

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Kiba-Ino(のキバ) : Dog and the Flower

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huh...? were those? wedding bells? "...that's it!!!! if I have to go to ONE MORE wedding that isn't mine, I'll quit. Konan-senpai will look hot in white, though." , and weddings are a great place to meet people.

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alright, give this a like if you want me to follow you from sanji ? I'll probably be over there today.

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Ino bestie 💕

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I want to give Ino a dumb one piece verse and it goes like this:

bored rich girl with family heritage from some island, goes on to SELL FLOWERS TO PIRATES. She jumps from one ship to another with her loyal servants (who carry all the flowers what'd you think?? also, yes daddy, they'll protect me don't be such a naaaag), picks up exotic flowers from different places. She'd 10/10 climb aboard your ship uninvited to sell flowers to you in the middle of the sea. NO, YOU CAN'T DRINK THE WATER. that's for the plants, you moron!!