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fucking hell man just let him have this one

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my rant on lactose intolerance

how come evertime i have to take a shit its in school or at home. So im lactose intolerant and i eat cheese pizza and stuff at school.. i went to school to pee and i ended up about to cross over to the light or the dark. it was so intense that i prayed for the school janitors, consipation at its best, and it was a warzone. i felt bad for the girl skipping who heard me absolutely violate that toilet, and it wasnt pretty. Thats not even the worse part. Worse part is that im still having a messed up stomach; woke up and my stomach decided to violate me and my toilet six ways to sunday, woke up and i swear i saw the greek gods and my dead uncle with how bad i was fighting on that toilet. being lactose intolerant isnt for the weak because its 8 am and my stomach sounds like its plotting some devious stuff in its own language of pain and war. anyways thanks for coming to my ted talk

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Why did he say that

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(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

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and they say white people can’t cook

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during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough

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your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

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I cant even explain to you the thought process to make this one

Really i cant

Somone asked me to change arthurs last name to keen

Idk if like

Did you want me to hijack the game dude

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Since you liked the last one, here's another idea I've thought a bit on.

Not as interesting as my last one, but eh.

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June 5th can't come fast enough

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“what’s your aesthetic” it’s super niche actually it’s called clothes i like. hope this helps

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oh my god what if i cried

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Can't hang out in your great-uncle's den anymore. Because of woke

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Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One