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Not to be a cliché X-ennial but:
Watched it again the other day and it's so freaking good. Remember where you come from, be clever and full of tricks, and bring your people to freedom.
reblog this and put in the tags something you watched that terrified you as a child. i was so scared of the hot sauce in spongebob that i refused to be in the room when it was on
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i think its so funny that relationship milestones are only shared and acknowledged when the relationship in question is romantic. like if me and my bestie start dating we gotta tell everybody and their mama but nobody ever wants to hear about how over the course of several months me and my friends from the internet have co-authored beautiful erotica together sometimes beginning as early in the day as 7am EST
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SESAME NOODLES
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Is this how you roll?
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Something something vampires have no reflection so he can't even try to see his brother's face anymore when he looks into the mirror
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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
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You know something? Maybe once a week, I wake up paralyzed… reliving that night. But before the sun went down, I think that was the best day of my life. Was it like that for you? No doubt about it.
SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler
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So you are telling me, according to the San Antonio Police Department, its not a hate crime when you:
- threaten to burn a gay couple’s house down for two years and openly calling them slurs
- actually do burn down the house
- kill their dog and place it’s skull and harness on top of the couple’s mailbox for them to see
- shoot and kill one of them while they are crying over seeing their murdered dog’s remains while you are also calling them homophobic slurs
During both Pride and Indigenous History Month nonetheless.
Rest In Peace Jonathan Joss.
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Mama’s here!!
I’m gay so obviously a Leyendecker inspired piece was bound to happen
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ib: crepuscularqueens
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Care and feeding of your prince includes shielding him from all dangers, combing his hair with a light application of perfumed oils, and torturing his prostate until he's comatose.
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Every prince should put himself in just a little bit of danger from time to time as enrichment for his knight. It doesn't need to be dire, unless that's what works for your dyad. Yes, the knight forgetting his station to demand, sometimes physically, that you avoid such rash and thoughtless action is part of it. You'll know he's properly enriched when you wind up with a bastard heir. Trust the process ♡
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i didnt realise ao3 was started in response to lj deleting account relating to p//edophi|ia and they explicitly support the posting of such works yikes
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i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...
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