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OMG???? FUCKING EMERGANCY

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intense mosh pit going on at the punk concert and I'm standing in the center dancing like a peanuts character completely untouched as the crowd rages around me

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i know he ate a cheese

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ignore the fucked up emoji please

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I want to be on a jury SOOOO bad please let me there. I want to make decisions

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first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

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I think that for every episode of bake off that has a foreign country as a theme there should be a special third judge that is just a grandma of that nationality and they should be equipped with an air horn they can toot in paul hollywood’s smug face whenever he confidently says something completely incorrect about a bake’s construction, flavour, texture, etc etc

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she’s so small she can’t smell anything bc smell molecules are too big to fit into her nose. she can’t see bc light is too big to get into her eye. she can’t hear sound is too big for her little tiny ears. when she was born her mom didn’t even notice. she went to an ant carnival and she was not tall enough to ride any rides. and yet she is so brave. being held like a fresh honeycrisp apple

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