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Millennials were all set to become the new Baby Boomers. Then, in 1996, Purdue Pharma invented OxyContin, ⅔ of us are now dead from overdoses and the rest of us are passively waiting to shirk this mortal coil and die 💅 LOL thanks, capitalism!

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Will no one rid us of these meddlesome assholes?.....

"What miserable drones and traitors have I nourished and promoted in my household, who let their lord be treated with such shameful contempt by a low-born clerk!"

–Henry II

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#niceguy #friendzone

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Why the FUCK would I be advertised a t-shirt with the words "MY WIFE BEATS ME" printed across the whole front side

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Tomer Hanuka

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XO

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I just recognized and decided that I MYSELF am the first and only FEMALE PHILOSOPHER that I'VE ever heard of. I do declare and claim it so! Bow down, Pythagoras. Calm your tits, Aristotle. DEAL WITH IT, PLATO.

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(O.O) ..<3

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Trump: a portmanteau of trash and dump

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It's the 90's.

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I am not a morning person

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ill keep writing about surviving because i don't know what else there is

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Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you have a glass jaw you should watch your mouth :x