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Reality is surrealism. (pixiv)

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So, there's apparently research coming out now about microplastics being found in people's bloodstreams and the possible negative effects of that and I feel the need to get out ahead of the wave of corporate sponsored "be sure to recycle your bottles!" or "ban glitter!" campaigns and remind everyone: It's fishing nets. It's fishing nets. It is overwhelming fishing nets It always has been fishing nets. Unless regulations are changed, it will continue to be fishing nets. The plastic in the ocean in largely discarded nets from industrial fishing. The microplastics are the result of these nets breaking down. The "trash islands" are also, you guessed it. Mostly fishing nets and other discarded fishing industry equipment. Do not allow them to continue to twist the story. Do not come after disabled people who require single use plastics. Do not come after people using glitter in art projects and makeup. These things make up a negligible amount of the issue compared to corporate waste, specifically in the fishing industry. Do not let them shift the blame to the individual so they can continue to destroy the planet and our bodies without regulation.

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the way star trek doctors will just tell everyone about every single health event in a persons life in front of a live audience like yeah they have asthma and severe anxiety and at the age of three had to be hospitalized because they had an allergic reaction to a strange alien bug and nearly died thats why their skin is still somewhat blue to this day also three years ago they were diagnosed with violence disease so i would consider them highly likely to be negatively impacted by the anger virus that is overtaking the ship also here is a picture from their last colonoscopy if you would like to share that with the crew

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To the Bone, Dorothy Allison 

[ID: That summer I did not go crazy / but I wore / very close / very close / to the bone.]

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HE’S GONNA MELT LIKE A POPSICLE

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even if billie joe was straight (he’s not) teenagers getting offended he used the word faggot in american idiot 16 years after the fact would still be some of the goofiest discourse i have yet to see on this website. if you were young and gay in 2004 that shit rocked your world bc we were living through one of the most powerful resurgences of blind american patriotism and anti-gay evangelical bullshit of the last three decades. i dont think most of yall understand how radical that song, that album, and green day’s overall anti-bush pro-gay stance was for the time. even though we were at the cusp of bush becoming unpopular by the time it was released, american idiot saw a fairly mainstream rock band condemning not just him, but the bigoted, ignorant american culture which created him. to remove all of this context from the song and act like green day was just throwing around homophobic slurs for the hell of it is exactly why people joke nobody has reading comprehension on this website lmao. he’s not weaponizing the term; he’s using it to identify with an alternative american society.

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my Beloved vs my Evil, F*cked Up Beloved

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older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

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older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

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Stealing Kisses - A Charles Vane Imagine

Prompts: I combined @m0nsterbrains‘s request for “lap-sitting smooches” with a very old suggestion I was given for the Reader as “ that one barmaid that won’t sleep with anyone until she’s ready to make an exception for our handsome captain” Words: 1269

You’re laughing and singing with the group of sailors that are hoping to get you to dance with them, but behind your smile you are already planning your retreat. There is an art to tending bar in a town like this; you want to provide good company without ever seeming to be promising more. The laughing men are drawing you through the room, but you’re going to veer off to the left as soon as you get past this row of tables, leaving them to continue carousing while you get back to work.

Your plans are interrupted by strong arms that wrap around your waist from the right, pulling you down. You squeal in protest, but the sound dies when you see who’s got you in his clutches—Charles Vane, one of the most notorious pirating captains in the islands.

It’s not fear, exactly, that silences your protest, although it’s certainly fear that causes your exuberant companions to back off and leave you alone; all Vane has to do is peer at them from under his heavy brows, and his reputation does all the rest.

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had a realization today. Duncan Idaho (from Dune) and Johnny Utah (from Point Break) have the same stupid naming scheme

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dc literally has better villains than marvel because marvel antagonists are always like “i wear ALL BLACK and THREE PIECE SUITS and i kill people because i’m SAD inside” meanwhile everyone in gotham just be off the shits and have an actual aesthetic and presentation  

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Hex Positive Radio: Music To Witch By

To all my readers and listeners who have asked me for witchy music recommendations - I've made a Spotify playlist just for you!

Hex Positive Radio: Music To Witch By is a curated list of some of my favorite songs for ritual accompaniment, spellcasting, witchy ambience, or singing along. It's a wild, untamed mix of actual pagan music, mood-setting instrumentals, and popular tunes with that witchy feel. Best enjoyed on shuffle while tending your window garden, stirring the latest batch of mystery brew, or muttering ominously over your cauldron.

Don't forget to catch new episodes of Hex Positive on the first of every month on your favorite podcatcher or the Nerd and Tie Podcast Network!

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Yeah no I'm good with this, I'm fully good

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aint this the fucken truth