m0thisonfire

[m0thisonfire]

fuck with me

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Not all venom fans are monster fuckers 😞 some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?

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it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

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blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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someone: hey I noticed this thing you did in your writing!

me, kicking my feet up flirtatiously: oh??? do you want to hear my thoughts on why I did that? do you want a play-by-play of the language choices in every related sentence? do you want an exhaustive breakdown of The Themes???

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the people love me because i am always saying "Yay" and "Yippee" and "Yahoo" or some other variety of joyous expressions. i was trained to be a court jester at a young age and well it looks like that shits paying off

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reblog if you’re okay with people writing fanfics of your fanfics and/or fanfics inspired by your fanfics

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I can’t stop thinking about crocodiles for some reason so here’s some cool pictures I found of probably the second largest one in captivity, his name is Utan:

isn’t he beautiful

listen to the SOUND when he bites

and that’s not even a real power bite, that’s mostly just heavy bone falling on heavy bone from his jaws and the air rushing out from between them

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| In the Ruins |

(I love when his cape goes swish-swoosh can you tell by my art of this goth man already.)

💀 PATREON | bsky | IG | Prints&merch

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Mother, no. Photo from my collection, no date/ info.

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I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

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*saying affirmations in the mirror*

People love my whimsical nature, and my magical rat posts.

I'm a force for good in the world, with my magical rat posts.

I have the power to uplift myself and others, thanks to my magical rat posts.

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I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.

That’s enough to keep me going.

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D-16 after he gets paired with every single Optimus Prime at once.