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AAAAASAAAAA HOLY FUCKING SHIT OMG OMG OMG KMG YEEEEEES I AM GODDAMN FUCKING EXCITED YES!!!!

Chat....CHAT....

The store front has been approved - app still needs approval, but I think we are SO BACK CHAT

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Strade’s face when he sees police cars in his yard

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AYOOO

This made me feel a lil something no notes!

Background made by lorence_zee on tt

Blood warning:3

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I thought that was cannon

I saw someone hcing Strade as aromantic, and I just want to say hell yeah, reblog this to spread the aromantic Strade agenda

stupid edit I made ^

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MMMMM I LOVE JOM

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This is beautiful me n fries were just talking about it

Non-contest hc for why each of Gato's BTD characters get cancelled (besides the obvious) and how they react. Les Geaux!

Strade: GoFundMe scam. Stated goal is to raise enough money to help him get back to his beloved German homeland. The jig is up when one of his neighbors finds the page and snitches on him by saying he owns a house in his current country. Makes a non-apology video where he blames the language barrier and throws his friend who made the page under the bus.

Ren: Hornyposting on main, unsolicited sexual DMs to cosplayers, and just acting like a sex pest in general. Makes a tearful apology video where he brings up past trauma and how difficult it's been for him to relate to people. Seems sincere until he's caught doing the exact same thing a month later.

Lawrence: Posts on a forum asking for advice on his first meetup with Ren. Says something ignorant/problematic about Ren's Japanese heritage in his post. People initially jump on him as a joke, but then tries explaining himself and digs the hole deeper. Now people just quote what he said back to him every time he posts. He sulks and quietly deletes his account.

Derek: Drops a slur in a corporate setting. When someone tries to gently correct him, he stews in his rage for a week. Goes on to make a huge, angry post on social media where he repeats the slur no less than 12 times and adds a few new ones for good measure. General gist of the post is how 'everyone is too sensitive nowadays!!!!!!' (the irony is lost on him). Doubles down when receiving any pushback.

Celia: Work and married life finally get to her. Has a full blown crash out when the barista gets her order wrong. Despite the barista stating multiple times that she can get a refund, she reduces them to tears. Everyone stares and records the incident on their phones. May actually fight some of the people recording. Publishes an apology letter two weeks afterwards that seems to have been written while she was drunk. In between the rambling run-on sentences, the overall tone appears to be 'sorry you were offended'. Nowhere in the letter does the barista get an apology.

Mason: Posted multiple videos on his hunting blog where he uses illegal/unsporting hunting tactics. When he learns people are upset by this, he shrugs and keeps posting until he gets banned. Keeps making new accounts and reposting his old content. Has actually made a game of it at this point.

Fox: On stream, makes an offhanded insult about an anime that has a very loud and opinionated fandom. Gets dogpiled on, spammed, and mass reported. Every time he reactivates his account, he tries to make peace by wearing merch from the aforementioned anime. No one believes it.

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Strade MC but she's a flapper from the 1920s who time traveled to now and doesn't know how to get home she's all black and white she has pie cut eyes and says things like "ain't you the cat's pajamas" "know any good juice joints around here?" "Well doesn't that just look spiffy!' strade thinks she's doing a bit she's not she's terrified of crypto and wants to go home

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Strade

i need this so bad

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So fucking true dawg

"Hear me out"? Nuh-uh! It's HOLD ME BACK!!!

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I'm I apologize in advance for the animal I'll become when YKMET finally gets released

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Strade

notice how it's "with mama" and not "with papa". even in a fake cutesy tumblr scenario, she took the fucking kids. <- what I imagine i'd be posting as a divorced dad on tumblr

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Eh hehe heheheheh heheheh HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHZJSKWOWOS

I fucking love this I'm going ferl

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Love these silly gooberds <3 Art style still in development, but I like where it’s going for now!

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Hey when ykmet releases do you think it'll grow into something bigger then btd ever was? Like the fandom will get so much bigger

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STRADE’S ONE EXPRESSION

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he is sitting and pondering

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