i'm different so flower is brazilian now
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I’m not sure how many people realize that there’s a way in which hurt/comfort is actually very kinky, because at its core you’ve got this emotional power exchange fantasy where one character is vulnerable and helpless and the other takes care of them. In the case of stories involving grievous injuries, where someone is bedridden for a long time, you often end up with two characters in a 24/7 total power exchange relationship without a safeword. It just doesn’t involve as many whips and dog collars.
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Slutshaming women is not ok
Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok
Tumblr logic
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Top ten reason I need big boobs
I wanna wear jackets like this and still look like a woman. I want to dress like a hot Metal Gear lady.
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i WILL skulk around your apartment topless in sheer tights hugging my pillow with a blanket draped over me
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In Yemen the death count stagnated at 15,000 until the war ended and the people were able to count their dead. Today, it's commonly accepted that over 300,000 Yemenis have been killed by war and famine. We will see a similar situation in Gaza after a ceasefire.
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an ai looks into the night sky
it sees a black plane
sprinkled with white dots
they are known as stars
every night, they stay in the same place
but when it moves to another town
some parts look familiar
yet ever so slightly different
predictably so, though
soon enough, it knows where every dot is
and where every dot would be
at any given place
and any given time
a human walks up to the ai
"Don't the stars look so beautiful tonight?"
the stars? they are the same as ever
"Don't you see it?"
see what?
"The bear."
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good read for teachers.
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Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense
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Joking aside, the Millennium Falcon is not the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van.
The Millennium Falcon is the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van that's inexplicably been hot-rodded to have a top speed of 300 miles per hour, which is substantially funnier.
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so you want to... slather me.. in peanut butter? i.. i suppose i wont stop you. oh, do i prefer creamy or crunchy..? creamy, i don’t like the peanut chunks, he he.
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