#THE BEAR IS COMING

[m4rcyonstation]

an ai looks into the night sky

it sees a black plane

sprinkled with white dots

they are known as stars

every night, they stay in the same place

but when it moves to another town

some parts look familiar

yet ever so slightly different

predictably so, though

soon enough, it knows where every dot is

and where every dot would be

at any given place

and any given time

a human walks up to the ai

"Don't the stars look so beautiful tonight?"

the stars? they are the same as ever

"Don't you see it?"

see what?

"The bear."

[brettmeow]

I heard the entire gomens fandom was on tumblr

[yamfroggy]

my prayers for the anime coming out. god please take all of the internets horniness and give it to laios

[krysmcscience]

Look, Aym, I know you wanna annoy your big bro sometimes, but y'all really gotta stop putting the death god into silly mode. He is Very Dangerous, you see. ŎuŎ;

this idea wouldn't go away until i drew it so here it is lmfao

[riickgrimes]

Carmy + Luca

[sanatomis]

cw. none, except for satoru being disgustingly cute.

to outsiders, your relationship with satoru is as much a blessing as it is a curse. it’s a blessing, because even your mere presence causes satoru’s talking to drop by a hefty 80% at the very least. it’s a curse, because satoru only stops his chattering to cling to you.

he wraps his arms around your waist, and nuzzles into the crook of your neck. he holds your hands, and cups his own face with them. he tucks your hair behind your ear and squeezes your cheeks together. he’s so utterly enamoured with you, that words suddenly feel unnecessary. and you let him be.

it’s his way of recharging, of finding little bits of peace in a stressful day. so, you allow him to do as he wishes, and simply continue whatever conversation you are having—as if satoru wasn’t currently biting your finger. you dismiss the looks of disgust people throw at him, finding the way he clings to you like a baby koala oddly endearing.

it’s a custom, by now. a custom that’s loved by the both of you, and only the both of you. so, yes—a blessing and a curse. satoru is quieter when you’re around, but in exchange for a (not so) healthy dose of pda.

pick your poison, as one would say.

[spielzeugkaiser]

[MASTERPOST] Being a witcher is not always easy - but what is, really? Still, Geralt feels bad that Jaskier is now living through something he never wanted him to experience again. (What is a spielzeugkaiser post if there isn't hurt/comfort, honestly-)

[ireallyamabear]

staff literally unleashed the booponic plague on us

[savagegood]

you know what that is? growth.gif | THE BEAR [101 vs 209]

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

The Ealdor episode is so fucking wild. Like, Merlin hears his village is in trouble and his mom is having a tough time so he’s like ok bye I’m going home forever and Arthur is like…. wait you're never coming back? So his besotted ass just follows him there. Like he's the ONLY heir to the throne and he says nothing to his father, just leaves in the middle of the night to go to some random village that isn't even a part of his kingdom. He goes up against a bunch of ruthless bandits with a village full of utterly untrained fighters just cause he wants to bring Merlin home I'M

[sunny-rants]

2023 out here beating the “cinema is dead” allegations with pure camp

[itsguysnightitsironic]

HEY Q U I E B R A , AY!

🎶Dale tu cuerpo alegria Macarena, que estamos enterrados en deudas, dale tu cuerpo alegria Macarena, HEY QUIEBRA, AY! 🎶

There's one brain cell and somehow the ones who don't have it are winning.

[zzztlk]

MARK CRILLEY ARE U THERE... HELP ME MARK CRILLEY..

[ladykeyleth]

Now, Fearne, it's about this time that you notice that the red glow around [you] is brightening.

Bonus:

[nocek]

Day in life of Miguel O'Hara, one unlucky bastard.

[drrav3nb]

Carmy & Sydney being married af/fools in love in and everyone noticing

Bonus: