maaaaxjagermaaaannnn

[maaaaxjagermaaaannnn]

What was it not good enough..?

I can kiss even better I swear!

[KISSES THEM KISSES THEM SO GOOD]

@maaaaxjagermaaaannnn

oh god.

[maaaaxjagermaaaannnn]

Of fuckin' course you don't ya freak

Hey gay bitches how TF do you deal with being gay like that-

Like feelings??? Fuckin gross????

I've only ever liked grace chasity before how do I deal with new feelings??

Tf???

[maaaaxjagermaaaannnn]

Is it working?

Hey nerd guess what I wanna kiss your fuckin face that's what

whos that

[maaaaxjagermaaaannnn]

We should kiss we should kiss we should kiss we should kiss we should kiss

Hey nerd guess what I wanna kiss your fuckin face that's what

whos that

[maaaaxjagermaaaannnn]

Do it then

No balls you wont

Hey nerd guess what I wanna kiss your fuckin face that's what

whos that

[maaaaxjagermaaaannnn]

Lemme smooch ya

Hey nerd guess what I wanna kiss your fuckin face that's what

whos that

[maaaaxjagermaaaannnn]

[Max shrugged with a grin snagging up the vodka and pouring some into his own cup.]

I mean shit yeah I'll help you but this is my fourth cup of- uh- shit I don't even remember what the last three were honestly. Definitely booze though

@mydadsabitch

*Another weekend, another fight with her dad, another party to attend to piss him off, this time hosted by Max Jägerman the weekend before the football season kicked off. She arrived at the house fashionably late, about an hour after the start time for the party, and it seemed many others had the same idea, as she was pushed inside with a large group trying to squeeze through his front door.*

[Max was only really hosting the party because his dad encouraged it. It was really just a reason for his old man to go to the bar all night and not seem like a totally neglectful douchebag. He was pounding his second beer of the night when he noticed Steph walk in. His face lit up- he loved having her at his parties, she was always a total blast. He shoved through the bodies to take her hand, tugging her into a clearing.]

Hey Steph! Good to see ya here again!

[maaaaxjagermaaaannnn]

fuck yeah

guess who loves u

Who- who loves me?

[maaaaxjagermaaaannnn]

Damnit.

Yeah I guess we can kiss then

guess who loves u

Who- who loves me?

[maaaaxjagermaaaannnn]

Yes absolutely but after I win the best partner competition how do I win

guess who loves u

Who- who loves me?

[maaaaxjagermaaaannnn]

Wait what?! That's a thing!!!??? I wanna win you're not allowed to

guess who loves u

Who- who loves me?

[maaaaxjagermaaaannnn]

Uh no? I love you more? Because I always win?

guess who loves u

Who- who loves me?

[maaaaxjagermaaaannnn]

OMG YOU DO

Well shit I love you too dork

guess who loves u

Who- who loves me?

[maaaaxjagermaaaannnn]

Ice queen- oh shit Miss Tessburger? Dude she's fuckin hot, of course she's a bitch

[He watched her grab the liquor with growing concern, but he wouldn't let that show.]

Man you gotta learn how to handle your hangover better

@mydadsabitch

*Another weekend, another fight with her dad, another party to attend to piss him off, this time hosted by Max Jägerman the weekend before the football season kicked off. She arrived at the house fashionably late, about an hour after the start time for the party, and it seemed many others had the same idea, as she was pushed inside with a large group trying to squeeze through his front door.*

[Max was only really hosting the party because his dad encouraged it. It was really just a reason for his old man to go to the bar all night and not seem like a totally neglectful douchebag. He was pounding his second beer of the night when he noticed Steph walk in. His face lit up- he loved having her at his parties, she was always a total blast. He shoved through the bodies to take her hand, tugging her into a clearing.]

Hey Steph! Good to see ya here again!

[maaaaxjagermaaaannnn]

guess who loves u

Who- who loves me?

[maaaaxjagermaaaannnn]

[Max chuckled a bit, making sure to keep a careful eye on her. He always felt Steph needed someone to look out for her at these things. She was definitely a fun drunk, but one can always be too fun. He'd gotten into too many fights with guys being gross about her.

So he trailed after her into the kitchen, opening up the fridge and cabinets to reveal all of the options she had for drinks. He couldn't stop her, but he could guide her at least.]

Take your pick! I think someone started some beer pong downstairs if you're down for that

@mydadsabitch

*Another weekend, another fight with her dad, another party to attend to piss him off, this time hosted by Max Jägerman the weekend before the football season kicked off. She arrived at the house fashionably late, about an hour after the start time for the party, and it seemed many others had the same idea, as she was pushed inside with a large group trying to squeeze through his front door.*

[Max was only really hosting the party because his dad encouraged it. It was really just a reason for his old man to go to the bar all night and not seem like a totally neglectful douchebag. He was pounding his second beer of the night when he noticed Steph walk in. His face lit up- he loved having her at his parties, she was always a total blast. He shoved through the bodies to take her hand, tugging her into a clearing.]

Hey Steph! Good to see ya here again!

[maaaaxjagermaaaannnn]

@mydadsabitch

*Another weekend, another fight with her dad, another party to attend to piss him off, this time hosted by Max Jägerman the weekend before the football season kicked off. She arrived at the house fashionably late, about an hour after the start time for the party, and it seemed many others had the same idea, as she was pushed inside with a large group trying to squeeze through his front door.*

[Max was only really hosting the party because his dad encouraged it. It was really just a reason for his old man to go to the bar all night and not seem like a totally neglectful douchebag. He was pounding his second beer of the night when he noticed Steph walk in. His face lit up- he loved having her at his parties, she was always a total blast. He shoved through the bodies to take her hand, tugging her into a clearing.]

Hey Steph! Good to see ya here again!