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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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what is your holy trinity of fruits

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j'adore le franglish content le code switching c'est tellement fun je sautille from a language to another like a gazelle et toi aussi tant que tu voudras :)

OUAIS baby we are so fucking back. franglais est parfait parce que americans get mad AND it sends evil psychic vibes à l’académie française. The phrase “qu’est-ce qu’y’all doing aujourd’hui” came out of my mouth this evening and i think that might be the pinnacle of human language. i love being annoying

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PSA you can block or mute or even spoiler tag people just cause theyre fucking annoying btw. People dont have to necessarily do anything problematic or wrong for you to be able to block them you can just Do It. I have like three or four massively popular blogs blocked just because I think they are fucking annoying and I dont like seeing them. I have nothing at all against them or think ill of them i am just keeping my dash free of their posts. And YOU can do the same!!

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i wonder how the curse will manifest today

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WHAT is even the point of mind controlling a hero if it doesn't feel good. if you can't make them like it. if they don't learn to want it.

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good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for

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sex is a lot like a horror movie in that it's awesome and sexual

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handfuls.

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you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

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so uh

pt 1/idk of a little comic i wanted to draw of a scene from this lonelyeyes fic by juneofbones over on ao3

yall ever read that one oneshot that has a specific moment/dialogue that just scratches the brain and it's on loop and you just keep on going back to reread it bc yeah this is the exact brand of of angst you love

i LOVE an agonizing "they're both jumping around what they actually want until it's unavoidable" confession from two dumbasses who are so convinced that there is not a single chance in hell it's reciprocated

juneofbones if you ever end up seeing this im sorry if i butchered your idea of what elias and peter look like in your mind but i really like your fic i think it's really neat and im like 2 years late to the game but it's fine

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any truly good character is somewhere on the asexual and/or aromantic spectrum but, and this is crucial, would never identify as such

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Current writing advice I'm seeing on TikTok and Insta is telling authors to stop using em dashes in their work because, "AI uses em dashes so people will think you've used AI."

Y'know, the AI that was trained on the stolen work of real authors?

Anyway, I will not be doing that. What I will be doing, however, is adding a note at the start of all my books that no AI was used in the creation of my work because I, the author, did not go to university for four fucking years to study English literature and linguistics only to be told I can't use proper grammar because someone might think a robot wrote it.

Fucking, insane.

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SILCO WITH A HOODIEEEE

Just to see how he will look like in one 👀

I don’t think this is what you meant but it’s what I’ve drawn

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you're so pretty. like, you're absolutely gorgeous. have you thought about tidying your room slightly to temporarily but significantly increase your quality of life? you are so beautiful