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top places to publicly overshare online:
tumblr blog
youtube comment section of a song
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im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content
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“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made
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Websites to learn languages by reading
Hyplern
Language Crush
Readlang
Vocab Tracker
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imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey
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i love calling everybody honey and baby and babe and sweetheart and my love unless i have a big crush on you because that makes me start talking to you like a serial killer
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an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail
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do any of you remember that gumball episode where darwin becomes mega paranoid after watching a health and safety video so to quell his anxiety he goes out of his way to make everything kid friendly and inoffensive by propositioning it as being for the children and then he becomes a fascist at the end

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