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Imagine being pm and causing a complete clusterfuck and then releasing a book and thinking yeah people will care so much about this. and then less than 3000 copies are sold

this is cold

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The fact that Disney plus and other streaming services are now including ads is SUCH bullshit

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I wish more ppl on political debates just did this

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for real tho fuck the tories

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I have very little sympathy for the PM at the best of times…

But currently, he’s annoyed and tetchy that people keep speculating about the date of the election he refuses to call.

Here’s an idea for free: TELL US WHEN THE ELECTION WILL BE, and that will stop the speculation!

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Unelected fool to cling onto power for as long as possible shocker

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Right who's letting eccleston know he's the next pm

Also absolutely love that even see results beat out anyone who could actually be pm

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This general election is going to be my first but I have the very pessimistic view that the tories will still manage to win. Election could be a long way off and it is going to get very nasty.

I suspect the main reason they're holding off so much on announcing one is because they're hoping for something to happen to bring them back into public favour. And the general public are fickle so it would probably work if they get suddenly put off starmer or the Tories suddenly do one good thing

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Absolutely losing it over this tbh

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The UK Deputy Prime Minister declined to condemn the Israeli occupation's killing of Palestinians and their burial in mass graves, stating that the UK expects the "democratic government of Israel to investigate any allegations of misconduct."

(source: QUDS news network)

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Knowing that Boris Johnson likes to be called "Big dog" makes me regret paying any attention to politics whatsoever.

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I meant to put Larry the cat!!! I can't believe I forgot

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Michael gove recently tweeted the words "true dat" and I dislike that immensely

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I don't trust Labour to effectively re-nationalise the railways, obviously, because I wouldn't trust them to find their arse with both hands and a map. However, I do enjoy the two counterpoints I saw out in front of the plan, to whit:

A) The rail industry saying it'll actually cost taxpayers more and B) It'll take a while for the benefits to appear for commuters.

To answer those in reverse wwwwhhhhyyyyy would it matter if it takes a while? If something is better than what something is now, it's better. Don't give a fuck if it takes time.

If you stick your hand in a toaster, oh well, if you take it out it'll take a while to stop hurting, so why bother? Are you fucking cracked?

And like, what? The guys who are making bank right now running a shitty service even deeper into the ground? We're listening to them? Why? Why would we ever do that? Do you ask the guy who's kicking you in the balls for his opinion on your balls? I think his position is pretty clear! Especially when he's been doing it for thirty fucking years!

Hey, you know what, even if they're right - and I fucking doubt it - and re-nationalisation somehow does cost the taxpayer more, at the very least the money won't be going to you, you packet of useless, rancid cunts. That's a price worth paying, I'd say.