HIIII IM EMERALD HIHIHI HIHI IH HII HIH Ii have never had a panic attack caused by macaroni.Lyric in my blog title from "New God" by Moon WalkerMy pronouns are she/her but i literally don't care at all use it/its for all I careMultifandom; Arcane, SIGverse, mcyt (wp/uu/ls/tr/evbo/content/glitch/kab), occasionally tloz/lu/botw/totk, toh, md, tadc, kog, crknon critical harry potter/hellaverse/dsmp fans dniNot mainTell me who I am, guess I don't have a choice </3
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missing the girlfriend i DONT HAVE rn
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not to sound like a whore, but can we go to an aquarium date?
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flirting: omggg haha that amulet is so neat! Do you mind if I hold it?
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all the “peer pressure is bad” education we give kids is practically useless because all it cares about is telling them that Drugs Are Evil rather than the much more useful lesson of ‘the person who responds to you saying you don’t drink by telling you they’ll find a way to get you to is also going to be shitty about all your other boundaries’.
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Does pure vanilla know about the fount of knowledge?
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I put way too much effort on shitposts oh my god
Textless version too lmao
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(said shakily, through tears) I'm so cool and nonchalant... i handle criticism so well... I don't need to strive to be the best because I'm already the best... I'm the genius of the century... everyone loves me...
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remembering that time i had a huge insatiable desire to taste human flesh. wtf was that all about
#12 year old me was like “mmm human ears” ???? what was i on#trauma#idfk what to tag this bro#cannibalposting
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idea- abortion party where you and your friends get pregnant and eat tons of food bcuz “you’re eating for two” but then u go abort that thang all together and have fun
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