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a list of variations on the "i got hungry" joke
a statement (implying that one has made a food item incapable of being found by eating it):
Q: where's my cookie?
A: i got hungry
a joke (implying that one has made an absurdly large food item incapable of being found by eating it):
Q: where's my whole roast turkey?
A: i got hungry
an absurd joke (implying that one has made a consumable non-food item incapable of being found by eating it):
Q: where's the printer paper?
A: i got hungry
a really absurd joke (implying that one has made a non-consumable non-food item incapable of being found by eating it):
Q: where's the printer?
A: i got hungry
an insane joke (implying that one has made a sentient being incapable of being found by eating it):
Q: where's the baby?
A: i got hungry
a really insane joke (implying that one has made several sentient beings incapable of being found by eating them):
Q: where did my classmates go?
A: i got hungry
a mostly nonsensical joke (implying that one has made a non-food item incapable of being found in its regular location but capable of being found elsewhere by eating it):
Q: why is the nail clipper here?
A: i got hungry
a nonsensical joke (implying that one has made a non-food item incapable of being found in its regular state but capable of being found in another state being by eating it):
Q: why are the lights off?
A: i got hungry
a really nonsensical joke (implying that one has made an unalterable non-food item incapable of being found in its regular state but capable of being found in another state being by eating it):
Q: why is it raining?
A: i got hungry
a non-sequitur (answering an unrelated question):
Q: what time is it?
A: i got hungry
an absurd non-sequitur (answering an unrelated statement):
Q: my favorite color is blue
A: i got hungry
a really absurd non-sequitur (answering completely unprompted):
Q: ...
A: i got hungry
a declaration (to whom? to nobody. to nothing):
A: i got hungry.
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do you prefer being called socpens or scorpy?
everyone calls me scorpy but ive had a few people sternly call me socpens when theyre mad at me and its hilarious lol
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Moar tamagotchi friends fresh out of a bisque firing.
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its all 'be gay do crime' until a black person starts making allusions to drugs or sex or god forbid VIOLENCE and then it turns out nobody can handle anything more hardcore than downloading illegal torrents of hamilton
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