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ok, ok, innis. thank you! i'll take the flower, ok? here, imma pin it to my coat so everyone can see it-

-there. pretty, issnit? i think it would look better with ross' eyes more than mine.. try to tell me where you are going next time, ok? daddy gets very worried, now! lets calm down and maybe check you up. i don't want my little wildflower getting a virus!

c'mon, fox. into dad's arms- there you go! what a good girl.

DAD D AD D DA D OKGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGONGING LOOK AT THIS FLOWER I GOT ISNT IT COOL LIKE DAD LOOK ISNT IT reallY COOL DO YOU LIKE IT I YHOUGHT IT WOULD GO GREAT WITH YOUR COAT AND YOUR EYES AND I THINK YOU’RE GONNA LOOK SO AWESOME DAD!!! DAD, DAD, I WAS TRYNA FIND PAPA TOO BUT IT DIDNT WORK AND FINLAY CANE JN AND BROUGHT ME BACK UM SORRY FOR RUNNING OFF BUT DAD COME LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND!!

- innis

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;;porn bots better stop telling me to hook up with kinky singles

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ok so innis is gone.

god, where are you, sweet baby dear?

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hey has anyone seen my kid

no, not the dog, my kid

yknow, young girl. braids. blonde.

....likes screaming.

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hnnnn donald, there you are yes hello YES hi ok so WOULD IT BE CRAZY if i told you THIS WITCH DUDE- no not the three sisters stop screaming- THAT THIS WITCH DUDE IS HELPING ME FIND ROSS

he is cool i promise

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Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.

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nearly got my self aRrestwd But thats OK rIght, Finlay? RIGH

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ok ok ok OK OK OK IM SORRY PLEAS ELELRLY MY DAUGHETER GO

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THE DAMN OFFICer tooK MY WHISKY

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officer, this is my emotional support whisky, you cant take that away from me

officer.

OFFICER.

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hey.. cal?

i need help.

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and i don't condone your shitty behavior.

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finlay keeps biting at my coat but eh, whatever.

she really likes it.

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please, that name is only for ross to call me.

anyways, enjoy yourself. i’ll watch you.

ohhjhooo bunny curls you gott me HIGH!

Oahjs HHEEEE

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dont shout it out loud, jesus fucking christ.

are u fucking kidding me glenn

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listen, its a good son-

ok, what do you need

are u fucking kidding me glenn