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turns out you can make as many movies as you want in a franchise without destroying its soul so long as you have Love for the character
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go see final reckoning this weekend if you wanna see an old man slut it up for three hours straight
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funniest part of mission impossible was ethan continuously kicking a guy in the head as he told him he spends too much time on the internet
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actually Benji getting promoted to team leader when he started out as a guy in a chair was so necessary and important to me....
also Ethan saying "protect your team" and they immediately get used as hostages is so funny to me because like we can tell who did the team leader training. Like that Hunt luck immediately rubbed off on Benji.
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mission impossible the final reckoning really said AI will take over our lives quickly and easily, but that's when the stakes are highest and that's when the only thing saving us is our willingness to go against the tide, do what's unexpected, and love our friends. in a world without ethan hunt, that's what we have to do to save ourselves.
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“Remember Grace, it’s only pain” <- a piece of advice that can only be made by a guy who thinks that’s a reassuring thing to say to another human being because he views his own body as a piece of machinery
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idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr
you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category
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smosh fans putting their trust in the smosh cast to make them laugh after a hard day at school or work or wtv and smosh cast putting their trust in the fans to not make fun of them or shame them despite the vulnerability it takes to be funny
Is anyone picking up what im putting down???
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