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Sorry no stobotnik today, I just finished replaying yakuza 7 so here’s Zhao

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this game is fuckin nuts man

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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"Can you build me hands?" the robot said.

"Why?" said the inventor. "Your grippers are stronger, more precise."

"Yes. But hands would be better for playing the piano."

"You can synthesize any sound."

"But I can not play music."

"Is there a difference?"

"I want to find out."

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*to ethics board* well im sorry you feel that way (lie detector attached to me starts blaring) but i thought my experiments were benefitting humanity (lie detector has started incorporating subtle amen breaks)

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my yakuza comic

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ive been playing yakuza for the first time

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i liked that video of a pig blowing bubbles but i thought i'd like it more if it played the amen break during it

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where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face

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can Not stop randomly saying "den i throw da bones at james" to myself

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Humpback whales breaching: gorgeous, majestic, graceful, embodies all the strength and beauty of the ocean

Minke whales breaching: I will launch myself out of this ocean like a f***ing surface-to-air missile to seek and destroy my enemies

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The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

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known booboo moveset:

booboo wheel

booboo missile

booboo shield

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honestly WHAT is it with stem fields and turning every man who majors in one to look like this

my father used to be a frat boy who went to parties and got drunk as hell but every pic of him post graduating in chemical engineering looks like this. what happened.

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Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

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i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011