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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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You've been turned into an animal

Spin the wheel to find out which

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What I did to your mom last night was unknowable, paradoxical, logically inconceivable, humanly incomprehensible

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chat why would anyone be mean to me

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Ripley (my parrot) says "you're silly" a lot because I say it to him a lot. But he also participates in both sides of this exchange: "you're silly" "no YOU'RE silly" "we're silly." Lately he has just been cutting to the chase and thoughtfully remarking "we're silly" over breakfast.

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me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

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ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)

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It makes absolutely perfect sense. Doesn't compel me though.

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so funny to me the pope has siblings. imagine a bunch of people looked at your brother and decided he was the physical embodiment of god's will. like that kid kicked me in the head once.

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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

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Hey everyone. *catches basketball thrown from offscreen.* We have a lot of fun here *catches basketball thrown from offscreen* but I just want to remind everyone that this account is about one thing and one thing only. *catches basketball thrown from offscreen.* finding a way to break my infinite basketball curse

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if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

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I... DONT... LIKE... CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [MY TELEKINESIS THROWS EVERYTHING ACROSS THE ROOM] [I SEE MY ITEMS STREWN ABOUT THE ROOM AND GET EVEN MORE UPSET]

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if the pope is a girl im naming it sasha amd if its a boy im aborting it

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Huge unexpected urge to read old man yaoi fanfiction, unprecedented since 2016

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Warped medullary rays found on pieces of wood that resemble animals

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balenciaga