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the gang as tshirts part 2

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He faked cancer, he's been shot robbing his own bar, he's been arrested for arson, he bit open the jugular of a mall Santa in an attempt to kill, he kidnapped a bar critic with a hammer in a fit of rage, he gifted a woman a box of spiders and a man a box of hornets, he tried to chuck a woman out a window, he beat up a group of children for stealing his friend's bike (and might have killed a kid). He lives in a filthy one-room apartment with a rich old man and they keep cans of piss stored in every corner, because he boarded up the bathroom (toilet is noisy) and the bedroom (rooms behind other rooms are creepy). He can't read or write, but he's insistent on writing speeches and signing contracts. He makes up songs in fits of anger and to release his trauma when he's high, he created a play about his CSA, but it was actually just a cover for a marriage proposal to a woman he's stalked for a decade, and he continues to stalk her for another decade. He's an alcoholic janitor who huffs chemicals daily, and he'd happily skin someone alive while hallucinating, just as easily as he cut open his own arm in an attempt to win a made-up game.

He is a terrible man

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she's here-!

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girl get up

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PSA: I've updated the Random Episode Generator to now include Season and Episode numbers!

Except for A Very Sunny Christmas because I am against it being categorised as part of Season 6

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I have some things to say and they are that I was thinking about glenn saying he and rob watched every episode of america’s next top model together when it first aired so I was looking up what year that was for reasons (2003 if anyone was wondering) and I’m LOSING my MIND guess how the episode titles are formatted. there are episodes in s1 like The Girl Gets Rushed to the Emergency Room and The Girl Deals With a Pervert and I’m literally please say sike.jpg I cannot handle the possibility that rcg decided to structure their episode titles based on antm.

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mac starts a spin-off series of videos called Project Badass: XXX focused on showing how much dick he can take at once

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trying to comprehend this pose why does he look like ai

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The serotonin rush of Charlie dragging Mac for filth 😼

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Evil awful women and the blond guy who hangs out with them (he is also evil and awful)

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there's something about this clip

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dee is a tragic character because of the silent faces she makes while dennis is talking about the gutter ball and trying to rile her up. she's trying so hard not to have a reaction so that he wont pounce on it. reminds me of that bit from chardee macdennis where mac and charlie talk about how good dee is at not rising to their personal insults. how it got really personal but she didnt appear bothered at all. thinking about how she must have had to learn that skill because of dennis. who jumps on any insecurity and exploits it. who wont let her have one day out with her friends. who twists the narrative and pits her against other women so she wont rely on them. who wont let her have one small thing to herself without trying to ruin it. who wont even bother to stick around and see her win. so she has to stay silent and pretend not to care. has to bury everything deep down. so that he doesnt take more things from her. doesnt find even more ways to hurt her.

she barely flinches when the waitress tells her she doesnt like her and that she's ugly. but she looks shocked that she is standing up for her.

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everyone on r/aita is doing polyamory so wrong and i think they could learn something from tommyinnit. I'm not going to say hes doing it any better but he is being really funny about it