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um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

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If I was a pop star yeah my shows are getting cancelled. multiple times I’m sorry but I’m shy and I forgot to do some paperwork that was necessary until the last minute was it bc I was daydreaming yeah probably so what !?

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Getting pierced while their cock is inside.... yeah I'm getting woozy

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*fucking someone nonbinary* you've been a bad person

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Can I post something vaguely cock and ball torturey on here or will I be beaten with hammers (on my dick)

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Too pretentious to jerk off Tried to engage in my sexual fantasy but the narrative was to unrealistic and the dialogue was out of characterAnd trite

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underwearless version is on bluesky and patreon

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Rosemary and Diana from familiarcomic.com

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freeuse robot girl who puts her code up on github

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Guy writing professor/student porn because it's their kink, but repeatedly emphasizing that the student went to uni late and is a freshman at 37, because age gaps are problematic

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when doms coo out a soft ‘there you arreee’ the moment their sub finally gives in and starts whimpering, gasping, making the prettiest noises while being absolutely ruined >>>

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you have no idea the kind of shit i put up with when i was in my loki phase. anytime i mentioned him my mum would be like, "this is exactly like when you were five and you were in love with randall from monsters inc." and i couldn't even be mad because she was right

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Yes your honour I did bite his bicep. It was big and yummy and in my face