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i love whatever this shape is called

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Caught red-handed

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three nefarious microbes have jumped a local man and stolen his wallet

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her if/then pussy got me making a statement

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It’s gotten so fashionable on tumblr to hate on The Beatles but who else is going to eat rotten wood and contribute to soil fertility in complex forest ecosystems?

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noodle lizards

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i love making spreadsheets. the only problem with making spreadsheets is that i don't have enough things to turn into spreadsheets. the spreadsheet market is in shambles. but i can't just ask people if i'm allowed to make them spreadsheets, because if you go up to someone and go can i make you a spreadsheet they go literally why would you do that. but Sometimes you can social engineer your way into making a spreadsheet for someone and that's the most beautiful feeling in the world.

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Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.

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this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this. i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐

(update 2, added instructions & it's also on my Kofi!)

go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!

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my they/them cat just blew vape smoke on a neurospicy baby should i get a new one

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i made a zine! all about how to make a lil guy™️!! with a fun poster on the reverse!

if you feel inspired: i would *love* to see any lil guys! here is one I made to test my instructions:

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i made a zine! all about how to make a lil guy™️!! with a fun poster on the reverse!

if you feel inspired: i would *love* to see any lil guys! here is one I made to test my instructions:

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Why do gamedevs get angry about data mining? Simply do not ship assets you don't want people to see.

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Blue Velvet (1986) // dir. David Lynch