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I’m so scared, what the fuck does this do to you

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shoveling glass into my mouth it’s like... you’re standing at the side of the road comfortably leaned against your old car and there’s an ancient cosmic monster who’s seen more than you could ever comprehend standing beside you. you know it’s impossibly strong and powerful but when you look at it it’s just barely smaller than you and its face isn’t anything special but for some reason you can’t stop looking at it. you’re still figuring it out. you crack a joke and it doesn’t understand because why would it, and when it twists its face in confusion and says something awkward you feel a fond, involuntary smile tugging at your lips. it makes your heart flutter and you blush because it’s cute

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i love it when people are obsessed with their wives. it’s like yeah that’s literally what you’re supposed to do

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Walks directly before the sun sets when everything is frozen and turns this special shade of blue > everything else

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One of the things I resent most about being Animal Brain Apex Predator trapped in Maximum Productivity Society is that I have to work when the weather is gross, instead of following my natural instinct to burrow myself into something dry and soft and sleep until Optimal Foraging Conditions

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you go girl! and don’t come back!

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Imagine your kids straight up inventing a completely new rules-lite roleplaying game completely separate from D&D during a car trip and then you somehow take it as an example of the flexibility and adaptability of D&D.

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Science Posters

Kelsey Oseid on Etsy

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Miniature Embroidery Art

Carolina Torres on Etsy

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Raide’s Art on Instagram / Tumblr / Patreon

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Maxine Vee on Instagram

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