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I’m so glad that after years of rarely posting I am getting back into the habit of answering requests again. I like being reminded that I enjoy writing, that I like being able to take other people’s requests and make my own interpretation of it like we’re playing dolls together. We’re having a slumber party at my house and we are playing with barbies and my mom said we could order pizza and stay up late.

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Based on actual events

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Happy Midsummer/Summer solstice

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United Healthcare getting sued by its investors, because it didn't warn them that the CEO getting murdered (by the tendrils of their unmitigated greed) was going to lead to them approving more claims (for covered services that they had no right to deny) is a cartoonish example of exactly why their CEO got murdered.

Their argument is essentially "You promised us a specific profit margin that is not possible to achieve under this increased public scrutiny of your unethical practices. We only agreed to invest because of those unethical practices. So we demand compensation because you didn't warn us that you'd be behaving more ethically"

And idk. Satire isn't just dead. We've pissed on its corpse and now it's dissolving in lye.

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If anyone is going to defend her behaviour and politics, just FYI in my house I fucking hate Rowling so clean your shit up and leave me alone. Fandom itself is whatever but anyone who supports Rowling financially is supporting her politics and I wish you the fucking worst.

Anyway TLDR if you support Rowling block me cause I don't fuck with you

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One like = one smooch on his little head

One reblog = granting him access to the nuclear launch codes

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I'M CRYIN

Okay so I hate the stupid Google search AI that's haunting our search engines but today I just had the FUNNIEST interaction typing in a phrase I thought would have generated human-written Reddit posts or Tumblr or other blog posts and logic... instead I get this

I'M FUCKING DEAD LMAOOOO Feanor will always catch a stray pfffftt It probably stole or plagiarized it from other human-written sources but I'm still keeling over and laughing

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We all know what erectile dysfunction is but literally no one is ever taught what vaginismus is and it can cause people to feel extremely lost, broken, and cause people to take their own lives. Raise. Awareness.

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what i'm begging people to understand is that a huge portion of evangelical/christians in usamerica do not genuinely and earnestly believe in their holy texts or core doctrines. for them, religion is a means to uphold white supremacy and patriarchy and they've convinced themselves it's their divine prerogative. that is what they believe. you can plead with them to "be christlike" or point out their hypocrisy until the second coming. they do not care. you can't reason with them because they are not interested in piety or morality they are interested in power and control

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today i’m thinking about how the “coexist” bumper sticker originally debuted at an Israeli museum for “peace” and “tolerance” and how this “museum” is actually the stolen home of a Palestinian architect.

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me fr

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only getting advice from the most wonderful teacher. He teaches me many things like self-advocacy, especially with a knife in his beak

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I make content for Patreon about queer monsters, furries, and maybe even humanoids! If you want to support me, feel free to join and check out my work <3 (Big NSFW warning)! https://www.patreon.com/KorZakov

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Karin Hosono aka かりん 細野 (Japanese, b. 2002, Sagamihara City, Kanagawa Prefecture, Japan) - Arakawa かぜ (Cold), Paintings: Oil on Canvas

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I’m in a bind with everything happening, so I’m opening up monster smut imagines!

For your donation I’ll write a small blurb about your monster of choice and something smutty they will to do you. Or if you’d prefer fluff, that too! Just ask.

Go to my ko-fi and give me a tip, the bigger the tip the more the smut. Make sure to leave what monster you want and anything special you’d think would personalize the experience.

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Never forget and never forgive the people who voted for him. They did this to us, and they must carry the shame and failure for the rest of their lives. Shun them. Make them pay. Never forget what they did.