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It's almost like there's a setup here for both learning to find a middle ground. Or alternatively they never learn and continue to be an example of WHY you need that middle ground.
it's almost like character flaws help create compelling characters


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What happens if I give Selene a toy knife?
(and possibly a real knife) :3
tw: toy knife

she threatens Bao for dinner immediately

*threatens her by flapping wings intensely*
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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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Kisses Selene’s silly lil forehead in that sweet spot that turns cats from walking shitposts to Where Am I
bird sound
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Get rid of this stupid fucking tumblr live wannabe page and stop showing me communities
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knight who is constantly searching for a good and noble king to serve but cannot fucking find one for the life of him so he has to become the good and noble king himself.
and now all these other knights are coming around like "please let me serve you" and like obviously hes going to let them serve him thats the point of being a good and noble king but its also. very annoying. one of you become the good and noble king for once lets trade
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“Why would you want to make a game for the original Nintendo?? No one is going to buy that”
Jokes on you! I sold 1 copy!!!
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Yeah uh sorry but we're denying you the medication that makes you regrow the hands you lost in the accident due to cancer risk.
Oh the type of cancer? Hand cancer. It's. It's significantly higher when you have hands.
Higher than for the general population of people with hands? Uhhhhhhhhh well now you're asking really complicated and sort of ideologically motivated questions.
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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole
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