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ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS
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Merry Christmas, here are some reindeer. They’re all beautiful in their own special way. Apart from Bernard. Dammit, Bernard.
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not sure if you younger kids will even understand the milk carton joke, but here’s a rundown of Santa’s lesser known second string: the replacement reindeer! happy holidays!
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