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every sam-alice interaction post tmagp10 feels like a stab in the gut and i fear i am still wounded from "keeping it professional"

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literally my favourite thing about lena kelley that keeps being proven again and again as the series continues: she does not give a fuck and is just doing her job. no morals. no plans. no personality. go girl, give us less than nothing. cannot find it within me to believe she's the big bad when she's literally an empty shell of a person repeating someone else's lines back at the person she used to be. she is nothing. she's everything to me.

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tmagp13 :] notes n reactions spoiler cut

welp, Sam may have "no game" but apparently he's super good at picking restaurant dates.

I'm sorry, "baby in a horror podcast" was NOT on my bingo card. huh???? I'm... assuming the baby won't be in any serious trouble?? but it has to do with Celia so?? Is the baby...real? I mean if he's just over a year old that's right around .jmj error but yeah @-@ idk how to appropriately make speculations on a baby given the genre.

Sam's whole origin story is "gifted kid facing severe rejection anxiety" and honestly mood. Aspiring law major though no wonder he's so set on filling out all the weird forms.

Dang and here I was thinking that Alice was going to be the outlier in the trend of "spooky workplace employees whose families are all dead". rip. girl probably feels super responsible for her brother and that's what's got them into the whole financial issue stuff :/ _____

Gwen is so so green in all of this, very much thinking about it in black and white. idk if she's actively choosing to go along with the "bad" because she wants to advance or because she's seeing the gray side or because she just wants to find out more. time will tell ig. _____

this guy sounds like a jerk (though not a rich one apparently) but I mean. he's in a hospital and this is a horror podcast so there's probably a decent reason. talk about morally gray huh. We've got Sam "ex gifted kid who flunked out of his career" and then this guy who never even got started and fell into crypto and bad finances instead

this Darrien guy went from very angry to kinda thoughtful and reminiscent pretty fast. also he did not have to give this much exposition in the complaint. at least in tmagp2 there was more of a reason for it with the therapist asking but with this idk. maybe it's like the eye's residual influences means that every recount of a spooky event requires proper storytelling? seems a little too easy tho. maybe this guy just like. needs someone to talk to and actually listen cause boy does this dude seem seriously deprived of that.

oo normal phone now linked to the fears after opting into the spooky software. sounds familiar! weird how so many of these statements involve outside people, but are also so self contained to the case person.

oh so the more this guy gets himself into a rut the more money he gets. no wonder he's at the hospital. does he lose money when he's doing well? does the setting automatically force or encourage some kind of mindset that will cause these sorts of things? seems kinda like the opposite of the dice guy.

did the app originally have some sort of "betting against an actual person's life circumstances" thing? how did he not find this weird? just the money talking I guess?

anyways. seems like a pretty clean cut web case, what with the "insectoid sounds", gambling, and whatnot. For the sake of all the mental health stuff, sucky turns in that guy's life, and the whole thing about the fears not being singular per case, buried too.

Fun case. reminds me a lot of the dice guy, but the damage is done inwards rather than outwardly. _____

alice the teasing is not making you look very good and not upset about this whole sam and celia thing

"we spent most of the time discussing if [the cases] are real" and the mystery virus wasn't curious about the specifics of that conversation?

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IT GLITCHED

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made him post this 🤭🤭

Mr Bonzo.

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gwen sounded so defeated and sad when she asked lena if she was responsible for the bonzo incident and i just need her to get a hug for once

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transcription of me and @kabookachowiced's conversation following tmapg13 (he has not listened to the entirety of tma)

"hear me out. celia is jack's mom. some shit got fucked up with the timeline and we're going to get a timeskip 30 years in the future, maybe like 10 if the kid is 16 or something and we get to meet agnes montague because she dates jack. and agnes montague gets to become the protagonist of the magnus protocols because jack like leaves or something idk he was great but i need agnes to be the priority. and.. shit gertrude is still old.. we figure out a way to de-age gertrude without disturbing gerry so they can be gay without the complications of like the desolation and the web and shit and then we get to see agnes montague win for the first time"

"oh"

"do you like my theory :]"

"no"

"ok"

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magnus protocol episode 13 recap

sam and celia already flirting is crazy i love them honestly

"alice is right, it is easy to make you blush" CELIA YOU ARE HURTING HER SO BAD

SHE HAS A BABY NAMED JACK. LIKE JACK BARBANABAS LIKE AGNES MONTAGUE. anyway all things aside her priority when she woke up in the middle of the road being her son is so sweet

alice's parents are dead? the lore is so fucking crazy

aand celia's asking about the cases honey no please don't convince him they're real please don't

I FUCKING KNEW SHE WAS BLAMING HERSELF AND NOW I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO CRY

shedding tears like genuinely crying over gwen bouchard

oh interesting, from the episode description i thought this was gonna be connected to the really funny guy from episode 9 but this is some gambling app thing

interesting that both gambling episodes involve physical pain for gain (dice with neg/pos results and this guy who hurts himself for money)

"i might die, so mom and dad i hope you die and friends i slept with your partners. wish i could've confessed to robbing orphanages" oh.

i don't like this guy btw, he reminds me of a mag statement giver but i can't remember who

DID THE PHONE FUCKING EAT HIM? WHAT?

oh that hurts. oh that hurts. "keep things a bit more professional now" oh that hurts. oh that hurts.

THE STATIC ON "i'm happy you're happy" AGHHHH ALICE

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IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL

No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕

*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.

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Episode Thirteen. Lucky for some ... ?

Nope. No, probably not, actually. This *is* The Magnus Protocol, after all.

Enjoy!

😊

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WHOS READY

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“Slowly, awfully slowly, it raised its head, tilting it coquettishly to one side. Then the seams across its face split, revealing its gaping maw filled with even larger, sharper teeth. And it boomed playfully: “Bonzo? Bonzo Bonzo?”” - MAGP ep.11 🦷🦷

I despise this wretched beaſt, but I have to admit he has the range 🍽️ 🎀

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i think this is worse than the mr bonzo coquette edits

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tumblr stop asking me to add tags to my posts if someone wants to see my posts they gotta work for it the only thing free in life is arson

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as much as i hope for there to be a completely normal jon and martin just living their lives in the tmagp universe... i think it would be just their luck that when they sent out the fears, they were ripped out of every universe in the process. like they never existed at all.

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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So I had an idea and I decided to draw it, here’s my Ashlyn (SBG) fan art :)