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one of those generically cheerful Bless this Home (and all who enter) signs, but instead it says Memento Mori (remember that you must die)

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Whoever made this, I love you 😂😂♥️♥️♥️

If you made this, message me, so I can tag you!

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yee yee officmeme

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Obi-Wan Kenobi is a True Jedi.  Not because he’s mastered himself and his emotions or anything (though, that, too) but because he’s a giant fucking nerd who wants to study literal brain worms and gets mad when Anakin stomps them to death and he probably thinks the height of a Saturday night is a grammar argument with another Jedi Master about some obscure text philosophizing on the Force.  This is the only metric by which a True Jedi can be measured, I will accept nothing else.

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[wakes up] [clown vanishes] aaaahhh that was a nice rest. i slept like a baby all night. time to start the day [gets up] [takes a shower and brushes teeth] [gets dressed] [goes about my day taking care of business] [comes home] fwoo i’m tired. it’s time for a hard-earned night’s rest. [lies down] [falls asleep] [evil clown materializes in my room and watches me sleep all night]

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king arthur was supposed to rise when the worlds need was greatest so. wakey wakey! someone knock on his tomb or something

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GLORIOUS AMERICAN BEVERAGE, RECARBONATED OVER TEN THOUSAND TIMES

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i am an advocate for Big Dumb Man rights and i will not take this blatant erasure by the anime twitter users

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Person: “What’s your favorite song?”

Me with no object permanence: “UhHhHhh, it’s hard to choose.”

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Alternative nexus event for alligator loki

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@ all trans people about to attend online school:

This will visually remove your deadname from any webpage. Obviously switch it off if your parents wanna check up on your work, but yee here's the link fam!!!! BOOST THIS!!! SEND THIS TO ANY TRANS PERSON YOU KNOW WHO WILL NEED THIS

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My advice to any and all of you would be:

Don’t tell your religious parents you’re an atheist/have joined another religion until after you move out.

Don’t tell your homophobic parents you’re gay until after you move out.

Don’t tell your transphobic parents you’re trans until after you move out.

Don’t feel invalidated in your identity because you have not told you parents. Sometimes your family are the last people that should be informed. Your safety is so much more important.

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If Tony ended up in Sakaar he be fucking the grandmaster and joining his orgies until he’s all sexed out and ready to leave. And yes Tony can leave at any time

Party Thor sounds like frat bro and probably challenge Loki to beer pong for the throne

Loki wielding mjolnir 😳🥵

Just gimme dark daddy Stephen so I can add him to selfcest/ironstrange trope list!

The collector just a bara with fat tits. Say less.

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