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if grug honest grug a bit of a faggot.

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hey actually i'm just gonna advocate for myself and set some boundaries for a second. i honestly would prefer if maybe we take some distance apart from each other because from my meditations i can see your aura has a deep sinister energy to it that tells me that you are dangerous to be around and have nothing but evil in your heart so i'm really sorry but you're going to have to find a different ambulance driver

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"no rapping tonight"

why

"you always rap about wallace and gromit, it's embarrassing"

wahtever..

[after one jäger]

uh oh yall i think i'm gonna vomit

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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the weight of all the things you (haven't) done.

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ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to be some sort of horrendous freak

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oh my favorite trope? two people who go through something so unique and agonizing and entirely beyond words that they have no choice but to create a bond that transcends all other types of love, thus acting as the sole point of understanding for the other person in a world that cannot fathom what they’ve been through

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welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning

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the 3.5mm headphone jack was the wound through which light entered your phone it was a little cave for angels to live in inside your phone and big tech got rid of it cause theyre scared of God the wrong way

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FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK i got tomorrow tomorrow

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“Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.”

— Daniel M. Lavery, How To Respond To Criticism (via boringoldraphael)

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Cars, Explosions, & Hammers Stimboard for @photomatt (unrequested)

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i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

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we fucked up

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i love putting on a sweater that still smells like perfume like a little gift from past me….. i can’t believe i smell so good and yet still no girlfriend to wear my sweaters. cruel world

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i will never stop being 6 years old and lonely. i will never stop being 11 years old and lonely. i will never stop being 19 years old and lonely. i will never stop