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i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!
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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there
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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time
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Happy March 15th to those who celebrate.
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i think ultimately you do really have to kill that part of your brain that vividly imagines how you would redo parts of your life.
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Bada bing bada boom he's just a little guy
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A brief appreciation of Peter Falk in Columbo, by Joe Dator in The New Yorker
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Columbo would have seen thru Kira’s bullshit right away. And after all we don’t even know his first name do we? That’s right, we don’t. The lieutenant is always prepared

#I finally watched Columbo and so I can say that this is absolutely perfect#the ‘what’d you say your dad did for a living?’ is so verbatim would he would say#blorbo
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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination
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